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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 26 2018, @06:02AM
by Anonymous Coward
on Monday March 26 2018, @06:02AM (#658246)
I don't have time to write buggy code; I'm too busy fixing bugs in code written by idiots. The trouble with writing code right the first time is I don't produce a mile-long commit history like you fucking trash coders who claim rockstar status by shittng out mountains of defective garbage.
In rockstar coder land, quantity means quality! Pro coder bros know if you write a really big number of lines of bad code, the good/bad register overflows and wraps around, and then the code magically becomes good code.
Do I ever get paid to fix your shit? Of course not.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 26 2018, @06:02AM
I don't have time to write buggy code; I'm too busy fixing bugs in code written by idiots. The trouble with writing code right the first time is I don't produce a mile-long commit history like you fucking trash coders who claim rockstar status by shittng out mountains of defective garbage.
In rockstar coder land, quantity means quality! Pro coder bros know if you write a really big number of lines of bad code, the good/bad register overflows and wraps around, and then the code magically becomes good code.
Do I ever get paid to fix your shit? Of course not.
Fuck you.