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posted by Fnord666 on Monday March 19 2018, @10:31PM   Printer-friendly
from the bound-to-happen dept.
 
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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 19 2018, @10:38PM (5 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 19 2018, @10:38PM (#655163)

    Uber's liable to end up in the dumpster a few years before we all expected it to.

  • (Score: 2) by c0lo on Monday March 19 2018, @10:47PM (3 children)

    by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Monday March 19 2018, @10:47PM (#655168) Journal

    But... was the passenger injured? If not, this is not a business busting incident**, Uber promises you get to the destination in spite of those service-refusing pedestrians and delivers
    Always safer to travel with Uber!
    Our latest self-driving light armoured cars make the best of both worlds - nimble enough in an urbanized environment, offering unparalleled protection for the passengers.

    ** we'll tale care about those pesky regulations in the next financial quarters

    (GRIN)

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    • (Score: 3, Funny) by bob_super on Monday March 19 2018, @10:57PM (2 children)

      by bob_super (1357) on Monday March 19 2018, @10:57PM (#655175)

      Tired of being slowed down by traffic jams? For only 10x the price of Uber Black, you may now enjoy Uber Tank.

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 20 2018, @02:42AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 20 2018, @02:42AM (#655239)

        At this price we'll throw in enough gear* for the 2nd amendment faithful too, satisfaction guarantee.
        Now you cam mow down up to ten schools before the police apprehends you.

        * ammunition not included

      • (Score: 3, Touché) by darkfeline on Tuesday March 20 2018, @06:13PM

        by darkfeline (1030) on Tuesday March 20 2018, @06:13PM (#655531) Homepage

        You mean Uberpanzer? There's nothing like German superiority for crushing the inferior masses underneath.

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  • (Score: 5, Insightful) by srobert on Tuesday March 20 2018, @02:15AM

    by srobert (4803) on Tuesday March 20 2018, @02:15AM (#655227)

    The company basically ignores laws, pushes the costs of operation onto the drivers, unlike a decent cab company that buys cabs and hires drivers, and so on. I feel bad for just about everyone being abused by the gig economy, including Uber's drivers. Call me a social justice warrior, and all that shit if you want, but I don't get rides from Uber. If I can't drive my own car, I'll take the bus or call a cab. I understand that Lyft is a little better, so I might be open to that.