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posted by Fnord666 on Monday March 19 2018, @10:31PM   Printer-friendly
from the bound-to-happen dept.
 
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  • (Score: 2) by c0lo on Monday March 19 2018, @10:47PM (3 children)

    by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Monday March 19 2018, @10:47PM (#655168) Journal

    But... was the passenger injured? If not, this is not a business busting incident**, Uber promises you get to the destination in spite of those service-refusing pedestrians and delivers
    Always safer to travel with Uber!
    Our latest self-driving light armoured cars make the best of both worlds - nimble enough in an urbanized environment, offering unparalleled protection for the passengers.

    ** we'll tale care about those pesky regulations in the next financial quarters

    (GRIN)

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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by bob_super on Monday March 19 2018, @10:57PM (2 children)

    by bob_super (1357) on Monday March 19 2018, @10:57PM (#655175)

    Tired of being slowed down by traffic jams? For only 10x the price of Uber Black, you may now enjoy Uber Tank.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 20 2018, @02:42AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 20 2018, @02:42AM (#655239)

      At this price we'll throw in enough gear* for the 2nd amendment faithful too, satisfaction guarantee.
      Now you cam mow down up to ten schools before the police apprehends you.

      * ammunition not included

    • (Score: 3, Touché) by darkfeline on Tuesday March 20 2018, @06:13PM

      by darkfeline (1030) on Tuesday March 20 2018, @06:13PM (#655531) Homepage

      You mean Uberpanzer? There's nothing like German superiority for crushing the inferior masses underneath.

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