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posted by Fnord666 on Monday March 19 2018, @10:31PM   Printer-friendly
from the bound-to-happen dept.
 
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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by bob_super on Monday March 19 2018, @10:57PM (2 children)

    by bob_super (1357) on Monday March 19 2018, @10:57PM (#655175)

    Tired of being slowed down by traffic jams? For only 10x the price of Uber Black, you may now enjoy Uber Tank.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 20 2018, @02:42AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 20 2018, @02:42AM (#655239)

    At this price we'll throw in enough gear* for the 2nd amendment faithful too, satisfaction guarantee.
    Now you cam mow down up to ten schools before the police apprehends you.

    * ammunition not included

  • (Score: 3, Touché) by darkfeline on Tuesday March 20 2018, @06:13PM

    by darkfeline (1030) on Tuesday March 20 2018, @06:13PM (#655531) Homepage

    You mean Uberpanzer? There's nothing like German superiority for crushing the inferior masses underneath.

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