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  • (Score: 4, Funny) by fyngyrz on Sunday April 01 2018, @08:10PM (3 children)

    by fyngyrz (6567) on Sunday April 01 2018, @08:10PM (#661224) Journal

    The responses to this poll will definitely consist of a tissue of lies. Truth will be wiped out. There's no way to paper this one over; we'll just have to roll with it as best we can. No sheet, man.

    Okay, that's enough. I'm going bowling now.

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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by acid andy on Friday April 06 2018, @05:00PM (2 children)

    by acid andy (1683) on Friday April 06 2018, @05:00PM (#663484) Homepage Journal

    Okay, that's enough. I'm going bowling now.

    Yeah, I figured you might peel off and leave us to absorb what you said. The poll will certainly flush out any unusual habits. That's the long and short of it.

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    If a cat has kittens, does a rat have rittens, a bat bittens and a mat mittens?

    • (Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Friday April 06 2018, @07:44PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Friday April 06 2018, @07:44PM (#663527)

      CowboyNeal wipes my ass for me you insensitive clod!

    • (Score: 2) by KiloByte on Monday April 09 2018, @07:34PM

      by KiloByte (375) on Monday April 09 2018, @07:34PM (#664620)

      Mere flushing out of wrong habits is not enough. You need to at least fling poop [skadicomic.com] at heretics, even those who claim a higher authority. If that fails, use torches and pitchforks.

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      Ceterum censeo systemd esse delendam.