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Which way do you hang your toilet paper? Explain why in comments.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-- Mark Twain
(Score: 2) by aristarchus on Monday April 02 2018, @12:05AM (6 children)
Waiting for the poll to drop,
releasing comforting reams of sanitary paper,
and settling forever
the great question of our time.
Yours,
aristarchus
(Score: 2) by Thexalon on Monday April 02 2018, @03:00PM (5 children)
Once was white
But now is brown
Just as long as
It all flushes down.
Burma Shave.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a compiler is a good guy with a compiler.
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Tuesday April 03 2018, @03:22AM (4 children)
Through the teeth
Over the gum
Look out stomach
Nexts the bum
Burma Shave
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. ---Gaaark 2.0 ---
(Score: 2) by melikamp on Thursday April 05 2018, @03:18PM (3 children)
Here's my poem, chums:
http://www.kaltblut-magazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/zappa-4-100dpi.jpeg [kaltblut-magazine.com]
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d4/a8/89/d4a88960f04a8c002f9ec786339ef45c.jpg [pinimg.com]
Please observe that the man is using 2 rolls: one way above his head in the back, and one installed into the wall, either overhand or underhand. Jazz.
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Thursday April 05 2018, @05:07PM
and a possible bidet
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. ---Gaaark 2.0 ---
(Score: 2) by srobert on Tuesday April 10 2018, @02:49AM (1 child)
... Frank Zappa. Don't you kids know anything?
(Score: 2) by melikamp on Tuesday April 10 2018, @05:22AM