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  • (Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Monday April 02 2018, @03:21AM (5 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday April 02 2018, @03:21AM (#661317)

    Use the shower to deliver a cleansing volley of water straight to the ass. Fresher and cleaner than your TP'd bunghole will ever be.

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  • (Score: 5, Funny) by Ethanol-fueled on Monday April 02 2018, @05:14AM (1 child)

    by Ethanol-fueled (2792) on Monday April 02 2018, @05:14AM (#661334) Homepage

    This happened at my place once, conveniently while friends were visiting from out of town. They had to go and fast, and it took more time than usual, but they emerged fresh all over.

    In fact, I rarely use my own toilet paper for that very reason. All situations where I take a shit involve a shower directly afterward, with rare exceptions when I eat too many habanero chiles or otherwise know I don't have to interact with people that day. The rolls of paper are loaded into one of those cheap Home Depot-branded recessed sheet-metal dispensers, overhand, though sometimes I get lazy and just sit the roll on the top lid of my toilet tank next to my C++ textbook.

    I have no idea how people can conduct business with others or living through their day while having a dirty asshole. Even if nobody else can see it, or even smell it, it is every bit as bothersome as that drop-of-coffee stain on your otherwise perfect white oxford.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 24 2018, @07:45PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 24 2018, @07:45PM (#671288)

      You're being soooo stupid again.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday April 02 2018, @09:11AM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday April 02 2018, @09:11AM (#661379)
    Yeah, I use soap and water. Then towel to dry.

    Toilet paper isn't a very effective way of removing shit. It's not bad for removing water if you don't have a towel available.

    • (Score: 2) by Freeman on Tuesday April 03 2018, @06:31PM

      by Freeman (732) on Tuesday April 03 2018, @06:31PM (#662074) Journal

      That's why some rich person invented disposable wipes. More expensive and fresher! Though, entirely possible was some worker drone who's initiative was sucked up into a Corporate machine.

      --
      Joshua 1:9 "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee"

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 08 2018, @01:38PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 08 2018, @01:38PM (#663925)

    I try to use bathrooms that have a sink in them and will moisten every other wipe attempt.

    I really appreciate coffee shops that have two or more unisex bathrooms available as it gives me a fighting chance of not losing my only backup option. (coffee has a near instant effect of clearing me out) - I really wish coffee places had 4 or more single person bathrooms - busy restaurants with just one single person bathroom are evil!