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Which way do you hang your toilet paper? Explain why in comments.
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(Score: 5, Funny) by Ethanol-fueled on Monday April 02 2018, @05:14AM (1 child)
This happened at my place once, conveniently while friends were visiting from out of town. They had to go and fast, and it took more time than usual, but they emerged fresh all over.
In fact, I rarely use my own toilet paper for that very reason. All situations where I take a shit involve a shower directly afterward, with rare exceptions when I eat too many habanero chiles or otherwise know I don't have to interact with people that day. The rolls of paper are loaded into one of those cheap Home Depot-branded recessed sheet-metal dispensers, overhand, though sometimes I get lazy and just sit the roll on the top lid of my toilet tank next to my C++ textbook.
I have no idea how people can conduct business with others or living through their day while having a dirty asshole. Even if nobody else can see it, or even smell it, it is every bit as bothersome as that drop-of-coffee stain on your otherwise perfect white oxford.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 24 2018, @07:45PM
You're being soooo stupid again.