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  • (Score: 4, Funny) by JoeMerchant on Monday April 02 2018, @12:04PM (9 children)

    by JoeMerchant (3937) on Monday April 02 2018, @12:04PM (#661404)

    My wife has a stool near the TP hanger, and a collection of 95%+ used rolls on it. I don't know if I'm supposed to use the last 5% or what?

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday April 02 2018, @01:15PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday April 02 2018, @01:15PM (#661434)

    You're the man. You make the economies.

  • (Score: 5, Funny) by Nuke on Monday April 02 2018, @06:42PM

    by Nuke (3162) on Monday April 02 2018, @06:42PM (#661614)

    a collection of 95%+ used rolls on it. I don't know if I'm supposed to use the last 5% or what?

    95% used? Yuk.

  • (Score: 2) by Freeman on Tuesday April 03 2018, @06:24PM (1 child)

    by Freeman (732) on Tuesday April 03 2018, @06:24PM (#662069) Journal

    You're not the only one with that problem. Apparently there's something defective with the last 5% left on the roll.

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    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 05 2018, @05:35AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 05 2018, @05:35AM (#662788)

      Maybe she was saving them for tamp-ins?

  • (Score: 4, Funny) by Whoever on Wednesday April 04 2018, @06:02AM (1 child)

    by Whoever (4524) on Wednesday April 04 2018, @06:02AM (#662371) Journal

    Exactly what kind of stool are we talking about?

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday April 09 2018, @03:44PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday April 09 2018, @03:44PM (#664499)

    My mother and sister would always leave a single square left on the roll and get out and start using a new one. WTF.

  • (Score: 2) by acid andy on Tuesday April 10 2018, @02:46PM (1 child)

    by acid andy (1683) on Tuesday April 10 2018, @02:46PM (#664960) Homepage Journal

    Is the last 5% the bit that has the glue all over it? That might explain the thought process.

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