A judge has proposed a nationwide programme to file down the points of kitchen knives as a solution to the country’s soaring knife crime epidemic.
Last week in his valedictory address, retiring Luton Crown Court Judge Nic Madge spoke of his concern that carrying a knife had become routine in some circles and called on the Government to ban the sale of large pointed kitchen knives.
[...] He said laws designed to reduce the availability of weapons to young would-be offenders had had “almost no effect”, since the vast majority had merely taken knives from a cutlery drawer.
[...] He asked: “But why we do need eight-inch or ten-inch kitchen knives with points?
(Score: 5, Insightful) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday June 01 2018, @10:55AM (10 children)
Prison isn't going to deter a punk with a knife. You know what will though? The sound of a 12 gauge pump shotgun chambering a shell, a bright red dot on his hoodie, or getting a nice, close look at the rifling in the barrel of a .45.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 4, Funny) by c0lo on Friday June 01 2018, @01:18PM (3 children)
I can play that sound on my mobile and shine a red pointer on his hoodie.
See? Why would you need guns for that?
(grin)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoFiw2jMy-0
(Score: 4, Funny) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday June 01 2018, @02:02PM (2 children)
That actually is my SMS notification sound. Which is how I can say with authority that phone speakers don't do it justice.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Friday June 01 2018, @08:21PM (1 child)
Somehow this comes as a complete non-surprise...wonder why?
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday June 01 2018, @11:33PM
It sounded like a hilarious idea inside my head. Out at Chili's having a few drinks and a burger, get a text, watch people's heads jerk around trying to find out WTF. I was really disappointed.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 01 2018, @01:28PM
i picture the punk with a wife-beater, not a hoodie.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday June 01 2018, @02:11PM (1 child)
Says all we need to know about TMB.
Where is Ralph Macchio when you need him?
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday June 01 2018, @02:38PM
If you haven't watched the new show by that name, I highly recommend it. It made it into my top five shows of the past ten years by the first episode.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Friday June 01 2018, @03:45PM
I'm a believer in the rifling of a .45. Did you know that you can probably roll a watermelon down the barrel of a Thompson? Anyone who has ever stared down that .45 caliber barrel, uncertain whether it would be fired or not, will probably agree.
Abortion is the number one killed of children in the United States.
(Score: 2) by Wootery on Saturday June 02 2018, @03:15PM (1 child)
You want the punk with the knife to get so close that he can see the pistol's rifling?
(Score: 2) by RandomFactor on Sunday June 03 2018, @01:59PM
No, this is why you need a larger caliber pistol.
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