A judge has proposed a nationwide programme to file down the points of kitchen knives as a solution to the country’s soaring knife crime epidemic.
Last week in his valedictory address, retiring Luton Crown Court Judge Nic Madge spoke of his concern that carrying a knife had become routine in some circles and called on the Government to ban the sale of large pointed kitchen knives.
[...] He said laws designed to reduce the availability of weapons to young would-be offenders had had “almost no effect”, since the vast majority had merely taken knives from a cutlery drawer.
[...] He asked: “But why we do need eight-inch or ten-inch kitchen knives with points?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 02 2018, @01:13AM (2 children)
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(Score: 3, Touché) by Azuma Hazuki on Saturday June 02 2018, @04:09AM (1 child)
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(Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 02 2018, @08:44PM
Though you often claim to be a crack snacker, the fixation you have on the phallic seems to indicate your true desire. Do you secretly wish to be cured of your mental aberration? Perhaps you have a face that only a mother could love and even then only on payday. Is your life choice a choice of practical necessity?