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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by Thexalon on Tuesday July 24 2018, @03:42PM (7 children)

    by Thexalon (636) on Tuesday July 24 2018, @03:42PM (#711758)

    I would enjoy conducting a stripper poll, actually. I can think of worse things to do than hang out with strippers asking them questions.

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  • (Score: 3, Informative) by DannyB on Tuesday July 24 2018, @06:24PM (3 children)

    by DannyB (5839) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday July 24 2018, @06:24PM (#711815) Journal

    There could be several polls for strippers.

    Vi or Emacs?

    Spaces or Tabs?

    Duck Typing? Strongly typed variables? Variables type inferenced?

    OOP? Functional? Bastardization of Both? Niether? Other?

    Paint strippers vs Wire strippers?

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    • (Score: 2) by chromas on Wednesday August 01 2018, @02:14AM (2 children)

      by chromas (34) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday August 01 2018, @02:14AM (#715485) Journal

      Spaces or Tabs?

      Great idea for the next poll!

      • (Score: 2) by bzipitidoo on Monday August 06 2018, @01:04AM (1 child)

        by bzipitidoo (4388) on Monday August 06 2018, @01:04AM (#717686) Journal

        Don't make me open the can of ASCII criticism!

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 15 2018, @02:16PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 15 2018, @02:16PM (#721780)

          I would but powershell mangled it because the input file was UTF8 and now it's just custard

  • (Score: 2) by Fnord666 on Friday August 03 2018, @06:44PM (1 child)

    by Fnord666 (652) on Friday August 03 2018, @06:44PM (#716869) Homepage

    I would enjoy conducting a stripper poll, actually. I can think of worse things to do than hang out with strippers asking them questions.

    Are you from the confidential committee on moral abuses?

    • (Score: 2) by Thexalon on Friday August 03 2018, @07:34PM

      by Thexalon (636) on Friday August 03 2018, @07:34PM (#716923)

      Are you from the confidential committee on moral abuses?

      Definitely not. Tom Lehrer explained it perfectly: "I do have a cause, though, it is obscenity: I'm for it! Unfortunately, the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it, owing to the nature of the laws, as a matter of freedom of speech and stifling of free expression and so on. But we know what's really involved: Dirty books are fun!"

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      The only thing that stops a bad guy with a compiler is a good guy with a compiler.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 15 2018, @02:53PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 15 2018, @02:53PM (#721799)

    You bastard. Shoving electricity through a stripper pole? For shame. There could be a stripped on it at the time! What then?