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Journal by The Mighty Buzzard
The brilliant motherfuckers over at Ruhr-Universität Bochum in Germany have gotten their science on and done up a paper stating in part that crazy bitches are better in the sack. Thanks a bunch there, folks. Think you could do up a study on whether guys like to look at boobs next?
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No self-made man ever did such a good job that some woman didn't
want to make some alterations.
-- Kim Hubbard
(Score: 3, Informative) by Azuma Hazuki on Sunday August 19 2018, @02:33AM (1 child)
My ex (yes, this happens to gay girls too!) was my first, but even without experience I could tell she was really good, and just a little kinky, which means she broadened my horizons a ton. Unfortunately, she also went crazier than a flaming ferret in a fireworks factory a little less than 4 years into the relationship. I still don't know WTF her problem was, but in retrospect, dating a woman half a decade older than me was probably not a good idea...
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday August 20 2018, @09:14PM
Worked out great for me. I started dating women in their 30s back when I was 16. Well, more providing dick to than dating. Good times.
Anyway, after you hit thirty, five years is fairly trivial. It's a ratio of difference between your ages to your current age thing.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.