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[Hiring] Soggy Jobs is Now Accepting Applications

Journal by MichaelDavidCrawford
The Global Employer Index is accepting applications for work starting on Monday, April 8 2019:
  • Entry-Level Quality Assurance Developer
  • Back End Developer
  • Senior Front End Developer

Depending on experience, our new employees will be paid Portland area competitive market rate salaries. Look up your current job title and your actual experience at Payscale.com to get an estimate of your pay.

Please send your application in hardcopy form via postal mail:

Portland Custom Software Development
NedSpace Broadway
707 SW Washington St Suite 1100
Portland, OR 97205-3528

The start date is long time from now so do take all the time you require to write your cover letter. In your cover please list the titles and authors of a few of your favorite books.

Our hair isn't pointy; you do not need a Computer Science degree! While the Senior Front End Developer does require Javascript expertise, neither developer job needs experience with any particular framework.

We are writing our back end in Python but will happily hire a Back End coder who has experience in any of Perl, Ruby, Java, PHP, Node.js and the like.

Our Entry-Level QA position would be perfect for recent college graduates as well as technically inclined high school graduates. We will consider part-time work for current high school students.

 

Reply to: Yes, I've Got That All Figured Out

    (Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Monday September 24 2018, @05:48PM

    by MichaelDavidCrawford (2339) Subscriber Badge <mdcrawford@gmail.com> on Monday September 24 2018, @05:48PM (#739289) Homepage

    Yes, I will tell all my employees that I'm Schizoaffective. I haven't decided whether to tell them at their interviews or when I make an offer, but in any case I _will_ tell them before they accept my offers.

    As for paychecks, there are a few friends and family who I would be completely cool with their having check signing authority.

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