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- Entry-Level Quality Assurance Developer
- Back End Developer
- Senior Front End Developer
Depending on experience, our new employees will be paid Portland area competitive market rate salaries. Look up your current job title and your actual experience at Payscale.com to get an estimate of your pay.
Please send your application in hardcopy form via postal mail:
Portland Custom Software Development
NedSpace Broadway
707 SW Washington St Suite 1100
Portland, OR 97205-3528
The start date is long time from now so do take all the time you require to write your cover letter. In your cover please list the titles and authors of a few of your favorite books.
Our hair isn't pointy; you do not need a Computer Science degree! While the Senior Front End Developer does require Javascript expertise, neither developer job needs experience with any particular framework.
We are writing our back end in Python but will happily hire a Back End coder who has experience in any of Perl, Ruby, Java, PHP, Node.js and the like.
Our Entry-Level QA position would be perfect for recent college graduates as well as technically inclined high school graduates. We will consider part-time work for current high school students.
(Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Monday September 24 2018, @06:30PM (3 children)
-ek?
Just now I listed all the locations of a multinational that has sixty coder openings.
If you're not getting any job offers, then consider the advice that is commonly given in therapy groups as well as twelve-step groups like Alcoholics Anonymous:
"If everyone is telling you that you're wrong, who is the common factor?"
Or something like that.
I'm quite certain that your unemployment is not due to there not being any openings, but because your overwhelmingly negative attitude leaks out your pores. You've been hurling invective at me for months. I regard it as unlikely that you can hide your anger from your interviewers.
Yes I Have No Bananas. [gofundme.com]
(Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 24 2018, @07:20PM (1 child)
I've never hurled invective at you! Now you've gone and hurt my snowflake feelings! *run crying to my safe space*
(Score: 3, Funny) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Monday September 24 2018, @07:23PM
I meant that _other_ AC!
Yes I Have No Bananas. [gofundme.com]
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29 2018, @09:44PM
Dozens, hundreds, I don't even count anymore.
Golly gee, what reason would I ever have for being angry? Maybe the fact that every single job posting is fucking fake? Maybe the fact that every single interviewer is a fucking asshole?
I am tired of being praised for my skills by lying scumbag motherfuckers who never have any intention of hiring anyone. Their fake jobs stay open for months, reposted every week, never to be filled. Some job boards actually admit most jobs are ultimately closed not filled. The jobs simply do not fucking exist.
I told your dickheadness that I would believe your job board is real when one of your utterly fraudulent companies hires me. This event has not occurred. So instead I spend my time coding on the bus, thinking to myself, I'm the only person on this bus passionate enough about coding to code on the bus, so why the fuck can't I ever find a coding job.
Your tech industry is shit, and you're an opportunist motherfucking asshole for helping fraudulent companies commit fraud.
Go fuck yourself and eat shit and die, MDC.