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[Hiring] Soggy Jobs is Now Accepting Applications

Journal by MichaelDavidCrawford
The Global Employer Index is accepting applications for work starting on Monday, April 8 2019:
  • Entry-Level Quality Assurance Developer
  • Back End Developer
  • Senior Front End Developer

Depending on experience, our new employees will be paid Portland area competitive market rate salaries. Look up your current job title and your actual experience at Payscale.com to get an estimate of your pay.

Please send your application in hardcopy form via postal mail:

Portland Custom Software Development
NedSpace Broadway
707 SW Washington St Suite 1100
Portland, OR 97205-3528

The start date is long time from now so do take all the time you require to write your cover letter. In your cover please list the titles and authors of a few of your favorite books.

Our hair isn't pointy; you do not need a Computer Science degree! While the Senior Front End Developer does require Javascript expertise, neither developer job needs experience with any particular framework.

We are writing our back end in Python but will happily hire a Back End coder who has experience in any of Perl, Ruby, Java, PHP, Node.js and the like.

Our Entry-Level QA position would be perfect for recent college graduates as well as technically inclined high school graduates. We will consider part-time work for current high school students.

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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by Arik on Tuesday September 25 2018, @01:59PM (1 child)

    by Arik (4543) on Tuesday September 25 2018, @01:59PM (#739666) Journal
    "I mean the whole Twitter culture it's just like a bunch of whores, it really is."

    Ouch, you must really hate whores. Is there a story there?

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29 2018, @11:19PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29 2018, @11:19PM (#741939)

    This one time, MDC slept with a whore, and she was his mother.