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There's nothing dystopian at all about these high-tech blinkers for humans
Ever feel like you're having too much fun in the office? Like your boss just isn't getting enough value out of your life? Fear not: Panasonic has designed a pair of high-tech blinkers* that block out your peripheral vision to help you concentrate on the job at hand.
The concept is called Wear Space, which consists of a lightweight, wraparound fabric screen that conceals a pair of Bluetooth headphones. The screen cuts your horizontal field of view by around 60 percent, while the headphones come with a built-in noise-canceling feature that can pipe in music of your choice. It charges over USB and has a battery life of 20 hours.
The Wear Space isn't an official Panasonic product (yet), but a prototype was developed by the company's Future of Life design studio. An early version was shown at SXSW earlier this year, but the creators of the Wear Space are now raising money for the device on Japanese crowdfunding site GreenFunding.
[...] *Also known as blinders. The metaphor we're going for here is the equipment used to restrict a horse's vision, so we're using the correct terminology, as recommended by the Kentucky Derby.
See also: Open offices have driven Panasonic to make horse blinders for humans
(Score: 3, Funny) by c0lo on Thursday October 18 2018, @11:06AM (15 children)
If I can't see the boss he can't see me eyes - so I might keep them shut. With noise cancellation and listening to silence... well, the only difficult part is with my snoring, otherwise I'd, um, focus perfectly.
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(Score: 2) by inertnet on Thursday October 18 2018, @12:10PM (6 children)
You'll be set if that noise cancellation works both ways.
I'd never be able to work with those blinders. I always buy my glasses with the narrowest possible temples. I need to stay aware of my surroundings, learned that from friends with PTSD, although I don't suffer from that myself.
(Score: 2, Funny) by nitehawk214 on Thursday October 18 2018, @02:36PM
After reading Dune as a kid, these words have stuck with me all my life: "Never sit with your back to a door."
"Don't you ever miss the days when you used to be nostalgic?" -Loiosh
(Score: 4, Interesting) by Gaaark on Thursday October 18 2018, @03:14PM (4 children)
" I need to stay aware of my surroundings"
This is why i feel people should have to get their motorcycle license and drive it for a year before they can get their car license: being vulnerable on a motorcycle makes you aware of everything going on around you. Forces shoulder checks, surrounding checks, idiot checks...
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. I have always been here. ---Gaaark 2.0 --
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Thursday October 18 2018, @03:46PM (3 children)
Well, I'd like to clarify things a little. The bike doesn't "force" you to become aware. The bike only separates those who learn to be aware, from the squids.
Hmmm. I did a search for squid, to help other readers not familiar with the term. Link after link, where they've overthought and over stated the obvious. A fool rider soon resembles a squid, in that he no longer has a spine, or the other bones necessary to sand upright. A mass of wiggly-squiggly appendages sticking out of a motorized wheelchair looks a lot like a squid.
I'm going to buy my defensive radar from Temu, just like Venezuela!
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Thursday October 18 2018, @07:48PM
Absolutely: get rid of the riders who can't drive and only let the riders who can drive ...uh... drive!
Yeah, the motorcycle is like a mini Darwin effect: clears out the least likely to survive.
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. I have always been here. ---Gaaark 2.0 --
(Score: 2) by Snotnose on Thursday October 18 2018, @09:10PM
I rode a bike for about a year when I was a broke teenager. I finally gave up on it when I realized that is wasn't that drivers didn't see me, but in fact they saw me and actively wanted to kill me. Now that I'm surrounded by a ton of steel I look out for bikes, and get pissed off when some numbnuts decides to do stupid shit like stay in my blind spot, or do wheelies at 80 MPH on the shoulder (I live in a Navy town).
About a year ago on one of those COPs like shows (it was a rerun from 10-20 years ago) they pulled up to the scene of a motorcycle accident. Camera started at tangled machinery, then followed a wide red streak on the pavement for a good 30-40 feet before finding a lump covered in a yellow tarp.
Recent research has shown that 1 out of 3 Trump supporters is a stupid as the other 2.
(Score: 2) by ilsa on Friday October 19 2018, @05:12PM
I'm partial to the phrase "squishies" for pedestrians, and "turbo-squishies" for people on motorcycles.
(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 18 2018, @12:16PM (2 children)
We have a guy who just openly falls asleep at his desk.
Nothing stops employees from sleeping, reading the news, or just goofing off at work. Open plan offices are a lot of crock.
(Score: 2, Insightful) by TheFool on Thursday October 18 2018, @02:55PM (1 child)
Nothing stops them from reading SoylentNews, either. Get back to work, folks!
(Score: 1) by Ethanol-fueled on Friday October 19 2018, @09:09AM
Those days are long-gone for me. I tried to go to nationalinterest.org and got the "political advocacy catagory (what the military industrial complex considers to be "Infowars-tier") -- click continue and your actions will be logged" message. Then I remembered somebody else here previously posted that they got that message trying to go here.
Ahh, makes me yearn for the good ol' days, when I was boning Pinche Lupita, making 14 bucks an hour, and posting the word "nigger" on Slashdot at least 3 times a day from work.
(Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Thursday October 18 2018, @03:45PM (3 children)
yesterday nedspace's management asked me to stop sleeping in my office.
The problem is that I like to work really, really late, well after the transit stops running. But then around five in the morning I get sleepy.
I expect I'll pitch a tent under a bridge somewhere then sleep there instead.
Yes I Have No Bananas. [gofundme.com]
(Score: 3, Insightful) by kazzie on Friday October 19 2018, @05:17AM
You'll just get more troll mods if you do that...
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 19 2018, @12:54PM (1 child)
Find a place in the office that no one cares about, chock the door - rubber door stops are good for this - to have a snooze.
We have these small meeting room places that are really good once the door is chocked.
Just lie on the table. ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
BYO pillow
(Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Saturday October 20 2018, @05:44AM
... just to have a little variety in my workplace. Most nedspace members do that, we can work anywhere than at someone's private desk or in their private office.
So when I walked into this meeting room, I woke up the woman who was sleeping there.
At one time there were four nedspace members who slept there. Then it was just me. Now there are none.
Perhaps I'll cancel my membership.
Yes I Have No Bananas. [gofundme.com]
(Score: 1) by Goghit on Friday October 19 2018, @05:09PM
Bonus if your boss is as stupid as a Bugblatter Beast and assumes that since you can't see him, he can't see you.