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I don't want a pickle,
I just wanna ride on my motorsickle.
And I don't want to die,
I just want to ride on my motorcy.
Cle.
-- Arlo Guthrie
(Score: 2) by realDonaldTrump on Friday November 09 2018, @10:30PM
Christmas is back, bigger and better than ever before. We’re bringing Christmas back. People are proud to be saying Merry Christmas again.
I am proud to have led the charge against the assault of our cherished and beautiful phrase. We're winning. But unfortunately the fight is not over. Starbucks, they call it the Holiday Cup. Not the Merry Christmas Cup. By the way, I don't drink coffee, I've never had coffee in my entire life. So they say, "oh, free Holiday Cup for your Holiday Drink." Not the Christmas Drink. It's Christmas, you're drinking, they don't say Christmas Drink. Because they're very Politically Correct. With Muslim, they're all in. With the Ramadan Cup. The very special brown cup for the brown people in Middle East. They do the Date Frappuccino. The date juice infusion and the date drizzle. Eid al-Fitr, so many Muslims making pigs of themselves at Starbucks. Totally pigging out, they literally turn into pigs. Disgusting!
So, America. You want your Holiday Drink in your Holiday Cup. You take out your iPhone, you do the App, right? To order that drink. Or, maybe some food, you know? But, App is "crashing" very badly. Otherwise known as, Hacked. And nobody knows who that Christmas Hacker is. I mean, it could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds, OK? You don’t know who broke into Starbucks. Possibly a VERY LOYAL American. Also known as Christian. I'll tell you, if that's what it turns out to be -- TOTAL AND COMPLETE PARDON. 100%. For the Hacking and for the everything else. Like I gave to Sheriff Joe. Like I'm going to give to so many of our fantastic Florida Felons. To the ones that will vote for me in 2020. All agree that I have complete power to pardon. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!