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Journal by Gaaark

Or at least someone smarter than me does:
http://physicsfromtheedge.blogspot.com/

Job opening to work on actual science instead of hand-wavy, platform nine and three quarters, oompa-loompa dark matter magic.

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing

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  • (Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 23 2018, @09:27AM (3 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 23 2018, @09:27AM (#752416)

    Time to ram my dark matter chocolate cock into Gaaark's tight ass. You won't think it's magic when it's cumming through the crimson event horizon of your boy snatch.

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  • (Score: 2) by Gaaark on Tuesday October 23 2018, @10:55AM (2 children)

    by Gaaark (41) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday October 23 2018, @10:55AM (#752432) Journal

    Wow...good one....

    ...for a sixth grader.

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    --- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. ---Gaaark 2.0 ---
    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 23 2018, @07:34PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 23 2018, @07:34PM (#752574)

      Gotta admit this is probably the first time someone has thrown shade over dark matter skepticism. A lame first, but hey you could spin it into a fun story with a lot of embellishing. "Oh man, one time I got shit for posting a job opportunity! Some poor sap regressed to the 6th grade over the idea that dark matter might not be real!" etc. etc.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 24 2018, @06:23AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 24 2018, @06:23AM (#752828)

      Yes... your autism keeps you at a sixth grade level.