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I've got a golden ticket!

Journal by Gaaark

Or at least someone smarter than me does:
http://physicsfromtheedge.blogspot.com/

Job opening to work on actual science instead of hand-wavy, platform nine and three quarters, oompa-loompa dark matter magic.

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing

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  • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday October 23 2018, @10:43PM

    by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Tuesday October 23 2018, @10:43PM (#752619) Homepage Journal

    Also Buzzy, you shouldn't forget the incalculable gain removing some fragment of humanity from the surface of the planet would be.

    That's not a gain, that's a loss. You will likely never recover their mass in the appropriate elements if you ship them off. It's far more green to shoot them and use them as fertilizer.

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