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Journal by MichaelDavidCrawford

I've managed to use my laptop for over an hour without puking.

I can pretty much walk normally. I'll go farther today. Just after my surgery and the next day I had to get the nurse to help me walk; one of them gave me a walker. I haven't yet had a problem with walking too far.

I've eaten an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich two days in a row.

However, William Jefferson Clinton remains reluctant to sign an Executive Order.

I'm up so early today because I slept all day yesterday.

When I asked my surgeon's receptionist if they'd mail me my pathologist's report, she said it would be in my private area on their website, then give me a sheet with login instructions. That means I have to find it.

In a little bit I'll go to the donut shop for a donut and some tea. I'll get an unglazed/frosted donut if I can, but their selection has been cut back because they're not getting enough business - I'm their only regular.

Or maybe I'll take the bus downtown then get a cheddar, egg and sausage sandwich at The 'Bucks.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 09 2018, @11:19PM (4 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 09 2018, @11:19PM (#760131)

    "The guy who was scheduled to interview you read your resume and then suddenly left town. We expect he is never coming back."

    A guy abandoned his job without notice just to avoid talking to me? Now that's rejection!

    Usually the flimsy excuses of employers are more believable. This is progress. Maybe soon employers will simply admit they're always lying about job openings.

    Fuck Soggy Jobs.

    Fuck MDC

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 09 2018, @11:58PM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 09 2018, @11:58PM (#760150)

    Salty Spice, you're making quite the name for yourself. Maybe you should see if Hank Scorpio is hiring. I hear he makes everyone leave town.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 10 2018, @12:05AM (1 child)

      by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 10 2018, @12:05AM (#760152)

      You only move twice, ignorant shithead. Bart and Lisa made Homer move back to Springfield. Hank Scorpio wanted him to stay and help out with a few problems with the government.

      How about you research your fucking references, you motherfucking moron.

      Fuck MDC

      • (Score: 2, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 10 2018, @12:23AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 10 2018, @12:23AM (#760162)

        Nothing personal, Salty Spice, but I was too busy to get you a good Simpson's reference because I had to rush over to the Windows 10 story to respond to your post over there. I wish I had as much free time as you do, but I have a job and it keeps me pretty busy.

  • (Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Saturday November 10 2018, @05:27AM

    by MichaelDavidCrawford (2339) Subscriber Badge <mdcrawford@gmail.com> on Saturday November 10 2018, @05:27AM (#760247) Homepage Journal

    - long as they spell my name right."
    -- Thought to be P.T. Barnum

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    Yes I Have No Bananas. [gofundme.com]