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  • (Score: 2, Interesting) by DECbot on Friday January 11 2019, @09:39PM (6 children)

    by DECbot (832) on Friday January 11 2019, @09:39PM (#785235) Journal

    Here's my suggestion for April 1st:
     
    What is your favorite type of fuse?

    1. Automotive Fuses (various amperages available)
    2. Glass & Ceramic Fuses (various amperages available)
    3. Penny Nail (100A)
    4. Copious Amounts of Aluminum Foil (250A Flex-Install)
    5. Ammunition (350A Audiovisual Auto-Alert)
    6. 8cm M12 Shoulder Bolt (1500A Slow-Blow)
    7. 11m Box Wrench (2000A Slow-Blow)
    8. Fuses are for the timid masses. I use the largest metallic object readily available and fitting into the fuse holder.
    9. Whatever the BOFH hands me.

    I realize this is one over the permitted 8 options, but I couldn't in good conscience merge 1 and 2. I'll let the editors do that.

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  • (Score: 2) by bzipitidoo on Saturday January 12 2019, @04:48AM (1 child)

    by bzipitidoo (4388) on Saturday January 12 2019, @04:48AM (#785397) Journal

    You forgot the "I don't use fuses you insensitive clod" option. Fry everything! Burn down the whole lab, melt the transformers and knock out the power to the entire neighborhood for a week.

    • (Score: 2) by mhajicek on Friday January 25 2019, @07:30PM

      by mhajicek (51) on Friday January 25 2019, @07:30PM (#791948)

      Most components are self fusing.

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  • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday January 12 2019, @05:02AM (2 children)

    by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Saturday January 12 2019, @05:02AM (#785404) Homepage Journal

    Damn, I like that one. Dropping it in #editorial on IRC.

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    • (Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 22 2019, @02:53PM (1 child)

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 22 2019, @02:53PM (#790082)

      i'm upset that my favorite type of fuse, 'cannon', is not listed.

      with the write application to the cannonball delivery stack, one can learn a whole lot about compression and payload delivery and packet fragmentation! (pun intended--whoever heard of a useful read only ballistic device?)

      • (Score: 2) by RandomFactor on Sunday February 03 2019, @02:35PM

        by RandomFactor (3682) Subscriber Badge on Sunday February 03 2019, @02:35PM (#795685) Journal

        What do you have canon fuse for, Bert?

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  • (Score: 2) by c0lo on Tuesday January 15 2019, @02:50PM

    by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday January 15 2019, @02:50PM (#786906) Journal

    Free Unix Spectrum Emulator [sourceforge.net]

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