You talk about, the tattoo contest. Who wins at the tattoos. I'll tell you, I've never seen a person with an Aristarchus tattoo. And, I've never heard of that one. I want to say, that isn't a thing. Can we say it's not a thing? I think we can say that.
But Anthony Bordell of Ohio wears, very proudly, the tattoo of my magnificent face. When he's on top of his lady, she sees me. I'm there looking at her while Anthony does his business. And just like our amazing NSA, I see everything, because I never ever blink. Anthony paid $500 to have that done. I'm sure he's very happy. Because the "sex" is much better. It has to be better, right? And now Anthony is famous. His beautiful tattoo got him a segment on Inside Edition. And they showed the Tattoo Shop that was doing tattoos of me, for free. Now that Shop is famous. Branding!!! youtu.be/Doxhb1GCsrE [youtu.be]
(Score: 3, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 13 2019, @06:39PM
by Anonymous Coward
on Sunday January 13 2019, @06:39PM (#785963)
Funner Fact! Frederick Trump [wikipedia.org] made the beginnings of the Trump family fortune by running Bordellos!
He made his fortune by operating restaurants and boarding houses (brothels) in Seattle and the mining town Monte Cristo, and brothels in the Klondike Gold Rush.[1][2] He later returned to Kallstadt and married. Bavarian authorities accused him of immigrating when he was young to avoid fulfilling his military service, so he lost his Bavarian citizenship; he and his family returned to the United States.
Bordellos, draft dodging, foreign collusion: certain things just seem to run in the family!
(Score: 2) by Rosco P. Coltrane on Sunday January 13 2019, @08:11AM (3 children)
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Profit?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 13 2019, @08:29AM (1 child)
In Part 5, they shut down the redundant NSA and relocate operations to the Googleplex.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 13 2019, @05:01PM
So they are shutting down wikileaks?
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 13 2019, @01:21PM
All your data is owned by us, errr the nsa err google.
Right.
Carry on.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 13 2019, @10:11AM (7 children)
Seriously, there are aristarchus submissions better sourced than this! Has SN sunk so low? (Forget it, the question is redundant.)
(Score: 1, Interesting) by realDonaldTrump on Sunday January 13 2019, @10:54AM (3 children)
You talk about, the tattoo contest. Who wins at the tattoos. I'll tell you, I've never seen a person with an Aristarchus tattoo. And, I've never heard of that one. I want to say, that isn't a thing. Can we say it's not a thing? I think we can say that.
But Anthony Bordell of Ohio wears, very proudly, the tattoo of my magnificent face. When he's on top of his lady, she sees me. I'm there looking at her while Anthony does his business. And just like our amazing NSA, I see everything, because I never ever blink. Anthony paid $500 to have that done. I'm sure he's very happy. Because the "sex" is much better. It has to be better, right? And now Anthony is famous. His beautiful tattoo got him a segment on Inside Edition. And they showed the Tattoo Shop that was doing tattoos of me, for free. Now that Shop is famous. Branding!!! youtu.be/Doxhb1GCsrE [youtu.be]
(Score: 3, Funny) by maxwell demon on Sunday January 13 2019, @11:07AM (1 child)
Fun fact: "Bordell" is the German word for brothel.
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
(Score: 3, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 13 2019, @06:39PM
Funner Fact! Frederick Trump [wikipedia.org] made the beginnings of the Trump family fortune by running Bordellos!
Bordellos, draft dodging, foreign collusion: certain things just seem to run in the family!
(Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Monday January 14 2019, @01:08AM
http://www.humorpower.com/art-rulethree.html [humorpower.com]
(Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 13 2019, @04:12PM
From https://soylentnews.org/submit.pl [soylentnews.org]:
BTW, about his tattoos? Sense of humor -- get one. :)
Maybe you think you are underappreciated or overqualified? March to the beat of a different drummer?
Check out this [youtube.com] and then the full version [youtube.com].
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 13 2019, @11:10PM (1 child)
Yes.
Ah, Ok.
(Score: 2) by DannyB on Monday January 14 2019, @07:31PM
Have you seen the greenish site lately for comparison?
Studies show that people who choose to have more birthdays live longer.
(Score: 2) by SunTzuWarmaster on Monday January 14 2019, @10:58AM (1 child)
(Score: 2) by DannyB on Monday January 14 2019, @07:32PM
FAT16 seems good enough.
Studies show that people who choose to have more birthdays live longer.