Gillette has been invaded by the enemy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=koPmuEyP3a0
Just watch it.
Then switch to this razor instead of Gillette:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PKHIDRA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_BzxsCbEV973QD
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(Score: 2, Insightful) by Azuma Hazuki on Thursday January 24 2019, @06:20PM
What you need, my friend, is a 55-gallon drum of hospital-grade benzocaine ointment, for the incredible butthurt you're suffering.