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Journal by exaeta
Gillette has been invaded by the enemy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=koPmuEyP3a0
Just watch it.
Then switch to this razor instead of Gillette:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PKHIDRA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_BzxsCbEV973QD
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I'm wearing PAMPERS!!
(Score: 3, Insightful) by NPC-131072 on Thursday January 24 2019, @10:09PM (3 children)
Gillette wants you to man up and step in when a boy is being bullied*
* unless he's guilty of smirking while wearing a MAGA hat
(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday January 24 2019, @11:37PM (1 child)
You really shouldn't use that example since the stories were retracted when correct information came out.
When was the last time conservative outlets corrected their bullshit? How many caravans are coming to kill us all again?
Pffffffftttt, you whities are sure going insane as your white privilege gets eroded. Your response is trolling and hate, way to really prove everyone wrong fren!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 25 2019, @12:31AM
Meh. Marx and Trotsky have shown that we're all doomed to continue repeating long curves of capitalism (the ones that take 100 years, as opposed to the short bust-boom cycles that play out over 5/10 years) until white people pull their heads out of their asses and stop blaming brown and black people for the inherent contradictions of the economic system whites worship.
Of course, I have to laugh when whites that are more economically privileged than whites in the working class invert the objective privilege in the situation by inventing things based entirely in anachronisms like "white privilege" (ignoring the blame to be laid at the feet of capitalism for maintaining the objective effects of old racial prejudice while eliminating the need for any racists at all) to blame the working class for their own condition. (However, as per previous paragraph, if white people in the working class are dumbshits and keep voting for political parties like the NSDAP or Republican Party, they only have themselves to blame!)
(Score: 3, Insightful) by Azuma Hazuki on Friday January 25 2019, @07:31AM
Remember the concept of outlawry? Same thing here. You don't get to do something like that and then claim protection from the very same sort of behavior you were just endorsing.
This is a specific case of the more generalized Paradox of Tolerance. Of course, your account is just here to shitpost and troll, so I don't expect its operator to, y'know, actually educate himself. The sad thing is, you're not even a *good* troll, and if anything your attempts are getting worse over time. Most trolls at least show *some* improvement as time goes on.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...