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martyb
on Thursday January 24 2019, @01:34PM
from the Hit-rock-bottom-and-keep-digging-dept dept.
from the Hit-rock-bottom-and-keep-digging-dept dept.
You know how it is, it's a Saturday so you go out into the garden for a quick interface with nature before the next 10 hr Fortnite / Netflix combo binge to find your dog has left numerous piles of digested food all over the place. What do you do? Get online to AirTasker to post a job requesting someone come over to pick up the shit. Yes, seriously, that's what they do these days when help is just a click away. Need a pack of ciggies but are "too unwell" to go get them for yourself? Airtasker! Need a couple of vibrators in a hurry? Yep, someone on there will help you. For a price. Just when we thought with Facebook that humanity had hit rock bottom. How low can we go?
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(Score: 1, Disagree) by realDonaldTrump on Thursday January 24 2019, @03:15PM
It's called a JOB. People don't know this, nearly 5 million jobs created since our great Election Victory -- far greater than ever anticipated, and only getting better as new and greatly improved. Some very cushy, very nice jobs. And some, not so cushy. Not so nice. 💩💩💩 Possibly you get poop on your hands. Or other places. But, it's work. It pays. Do it and be happy!!!!
And by the way, I'm working very hard. Trying my best to create some great Infrastructure Jobs. We have guys building our Wall. 👷 And we'll be looking to hire a lot more. Once we get the money!! 💸