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martyb
on Thursday January 24 2019, @01:34PM
from the Hit-rock-bottom-and-keep-digging-dept dept.
from the Hit-rock-bottom-and-keep-digging-dept dept.
You know how it is, it's a Saturday so you go out into the garden for a quick interface with nature before the next 10 hr Fortnite / Netflix combo binge to find your dog has left numerous piles of digested food all over the place. What do you do? Get online to AirTasker to post a job requesting someone come over to pick up the shit. Yes, seriously, that's what they do these days when help is just a click away. Need a pack of ciggies but are "too unwell" to go get them for yourself? Airtasker! Need a couple of vibrators in a hurry? Yep, someone on there will help you. For a price. Just when we thought with Facebook that humanity had hit rock bottom. How low can we go?
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(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday January 24 2019, @04:20PM (1 child)
yes. never before has anyone picked up shit from the streets, and everybody was perfectly happy that way.
well, except for the constant disease and dying, but whatever. they were real MEN, who had honor and didn't pick up no shit.
(Score: 4, Funny) by Thexalon on Friday January 25 2019, @01:22AM
"Whose that there?"
"Dunno, must be a king."
"Why?"
"He hasn't got shit all over him!"
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a compiler is a good guy with a compiler.