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martyb
on Saturday February 09 2019, @11:45AM
from the now-that's-what-you-call-a-cool-cat! dept.
from the now-that's-what-you-call-a-cool-cat! dept.
A big freeze is sliding its way across America covering the land in ice and snow, and also deep freezing animals, one of which has been successfully thawed out. For all of our advances in medicine to use low temperatures for healing, time travel and as a type of stasis, mother nature proves once again that she has the upper hand. A cat aptly named Fluffy was frozen to the point that a vet could not register a temperature; it was brought back to life after being thawed using towels, warmers, and IV fluids. Humans have survived being thawed in this manner, though it can be hit or miss as to whether or not they will be revived, and in what condition.
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You will feel hungry again in another hour.
(Score: 1, Offtopic) by realDonaldTrump on Saturday February 09 2019, @02:19PM (6 children)
They try to hook everything in to Climate Change. Used to be Global Warming, they stopped calling it that. Because too many places were getting very cold. Like the horrible weather in Kalispell, it got "just below freezing" and that cat conked out.
And you think it's funny. I'll tell you, it's not funny to the great people of Montana. Because Carbonite, otherwise known as Clean Coal, is their living. And their lively hood.
I sent VP Pence to Montana. With Former Secretary Zinke. And I said, make your first stop the Crow Reservation. Also known as Crow Nation. Where our Incredible Indians have a Clean Coal mine. Working very hard and very proudly -- just like me. And VP Pence gave them my message. He told them THE WAR ON COAL IS OVER!!
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday February 09 2019, @02:27PM (4 children)
Look, Mr. President, it's a free-ish country so you can enjoy whatever you like but I'm being good because I want something else in my stocking come Christmas morning.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Saturday February 09 2019, @04:18PM (2 children)
Free-ish: like Amish but with more guns?
:)
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. I have always been here. ---Gaaark 2.0 --
(Score: 2) by RandomFactor on Sunday February 10 2019, @03:51PM
WHY is this so terrifying?
В «Правде» нет известий, в «Известиях» нет правды
(Score: 2) by Freeman on Monday February 11 2019, @05:15PM
Free-ish, because we sign away our rights without a care in the world. Like with the "Patriot Act".
Joshua 1:9 "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee"
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday February 09 2019, @07:56PM
Using a Christmas stocking as a condom is how you get "Santa's little helpers".
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday February 10 2019, @02:49PM
Pence speak with forked tongue.