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Journal by The Mighty Buzzard

Hipsters and millennials, please learn what irony means. Most of the ways you use it, they're just you being a pretentious little shit not irony. This is irony (and also funny as a motherfucker).

 

Reply to: Late to the Game

    (Score: 1) by Ethanol-fueled on Saturday March 23 2019, @03:36AM

    by Ethanol-fueled (2792) on Saturday March 23 2019, @03:36AM (#818690) Homepage

    Look: The word of the day is, "Resourceful." And before I explain to the others what that means, you should know this:

    Mexicans are dumb but resourceful. They're like Perl hackers in real-life. Perl is a language which allows any adaptation to any asshole who can speak to that adaptation. You don't just speak to that pussy, son, you make a vow to it. That's why Soylentnews exists in the first-place.

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