For April Fools' Day 2019, McDonald's offered up a tantalizing treat for pickle lovers with its McPickle Burger. Sadly, for lovers of pickles, it was all a sham to put one over the public on the first day of April. In response, a staunch pickle-holic decided to take them at their word successfully ordering the nonexistent April Fools' pickle burger. A McDonald's staff member recognized the request from seeing the prank posted earlier that day and helped the man in getting his dream burger. The burger was eaten "reasonably quickly" to the horror and astonishment of onlookers, but the man won't be having another any time soon.
Well done, Sir.
(Score: 3, Touché) by Gaaark on Tuesday April 09 2019, @01:25AM (7 children)
STOP IT!
Pickles from the garbage dump? Ewwwwww....
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(Score: 2) by PartTimeZombie on Tuesday April 09 2019, @01:31AM (5 children)
I'm OK with it. It's posted in /dev/random and everyone on Soylent likes pickles (surely).
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 09 2019, @01:39AM (3 children)
Nope. Try 'crispy bacon'.
(Score: 2) by PartTimeZombie on Tuesday April 09 2019, @01:48AM (2 children)
Bacon?
Good Lord! Oh well, it takes all sorts I suppose.
(Score: 2) by Gaaark on Tuesday April 09 2019, @02:05AM (1 child)
Bacon good.
Advertisement bad.
--- Please remind me if I haven't been civil to you: I'm channeling MDC. I have always been here. ---Gaaark 2.0 --
(Score: 2) by PartTimeZombie on Tuesday April 09 2019, @02:22AM
Prosiuuuuuuutes!!!!
(Score: 2, Funny) by fustakrakich on Tuesday April 09 2019, @03:18AM
I, don't want a pickle... [youtube.com]
La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 09 2019, @09:58AM
If you RTFA this is less of an advertisement and more about some guy geeking out over his favourite food. Which I thought this crowd might appreciate.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 09 2019, @01:34AM
Yes, he orders it everytime is goes to McDonald. Qurater Pounder with "1/2 lbs" of pickes by (same size as paddy and twice as thick,
Then he fills the top of the "Box" now more big Ma box with ketchup. Dip & Eat, Dip & Eat.
I sit on the other side of the restaurant.
(Score: 2) by realDonaldTrump on Tuesday April 09 2019, @01:53AM
Marry that one!!!!
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 09 2019, @02:14AM (1 child)
I'm a PICKLE!
(Score: 2) by takyon on Tuesday April 09 2019, @01:30PM
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.
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(Score: 4, Insightful) by Rosco P. Coltrane on Tuesday April 09 2019, @02:26AM (2 children)
I would have been impressed (a little) if the guy had managed to get a printed receipt with McPickles written on it. But what he ordered is just a custom-made Big Mac at the regular Big Mac price, and the story is really about how the girl at the counter thought he was a bit of a retard.
How that gets turned into a news article, I'll never know...
(Score: 2) by realDonaldTrump on Tuesday April 09 2019, @02:37AM (1 child)
It's not news. It's Soylent News!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 11 2019, @09:46PM
picklenews.org
The OTHER green site :)
(Score: 2) by NotSanguine on Tuesday April 09 2019, @02:42AM
I couldn't resist. :)
This may not register right away, but let me say this: leave your pickle alone for a few nights [youtube.com] [NSFW]
No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. --Niels Bohr
(Score: -1, Flamebait) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 09 2019, @03:22AM (6 children)
Hard on the Windows Powershell 7 Soyvertisement, we get "Tasmanian Man"? I was thinking, "interbred with Denosivians", but no, pickles, and MickyD's pickles. Could we not have had a nice banned aristarchus submission instead of this vegemite?
(Score: 2) by NotSanguine on Tuesday April 09 2019, @03:53AM (5 children)
There's nothing stopping you from submitting articles that might interest you. Just click on the "Submit Story" link on the left and have at it.
Maybe some of these would be to your liking. If so, go ahead and submit some of them:
https://phys.org/news/2019-04-unexpected-sun-links-solar-mysteries.html [phys.org]
https://phys.org/news/2019-04-evolutionary-crucial-role-industrialization.html [phys.org]
https://phys.org/news/2019-04-insights-function-dolphin-clitoris.html [phys.org]
https://phys.org/news/2019-04-industrialized-global-food-chain-threatens.html [phys.org]
https://phys.org/news/2019-04-cathinone.html [phys.org]
https://phys.org/news/2019-04-big-tiny-particles.html [phys.org]
https://phys.org/news/2019-04-photons-optical-fibre-obstacle-stronger.html [phys.org]
https://phys.org/news/2019-04-ancient-modern-human-genomes.html [phys.org]
https://techxplore.com/news/2019-04-malice-medical-imagery-fake-growths.html [techxplore.com]
Should I hold my breath?
No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. --Niels Bohr
(Score: 3, Funny) by realDonaldTrump on Tuesday April 09 2019, @06:33AM (4 children)
He sends out plenty of Subs. But, most of them are getting Torpedoed!!!!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 09 2019, @06:44AM (3 children)
How could you not be interested in this one?
https://phys.org/news/2019-04-insights-function-dolphin-clitoris.html [phys.org]
Why do you hate America?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 09 2019, @07:26AM (2 children)
The alt-right has no experience with clitori, wether Dolphinic or land mammalian. See: Red Pillars.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 09 2019, @09:56AM (1 child)
On the contrary they have lots of experience
Why do you think there are so many of them?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 09 2019, @05:23PM
There aren't. They're just loud and obnoxious.
(Score: 2) by Lester on Tuesday April 09 2019, @09:59AM (1 child)
McDonald set up the joke just to be a cool company. Not important, not too much publicity, it didn't become a great meme, just to be there. Thanks to this guy, McDonald's prank got a lot more of visibility: more widespread, and longer time.
I hope this guy has been smart enough to get some money from McDonald.
(Score: 2) by Immerman on Tuesday April 09 2019, @02:03PM
He already got the world's only McPickle Burger, what more does he need?