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martyb
on Friday April 19 2019, @08:11PM
from the Death-is-cheap-life-is-expensive-dept dept.
from the Death-is-cheap-life-is-expensive-dept dept.
Have you ever wondered what it costs to keep a person alive when they are on the brink of death? Thanks to a post by a suicide survivor who started a rash of posts concerning hospital costs for the mortally challenged we know that the hospital bill for suicide management can be from 10K to 100K. Oliver Jordan clocked up 25,000 likes and hundreds of responses to his post with some people saying it cost them 10K to 20K for a US emergency room visit. Once a patient enters a hospital they can racked many charges often without realising what the end bill will be.
In memory of MDC.
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(Score: 2) by Webweasel on Saturday April 20 2019, @01:54PM (2 children)
Have you actually met or seen any real lesbians?
The MAJORITY are that way because they are so damn ugly no one will fuck them. Have actually watched a chick over 10 years (facial deformity) beg men for sex. Eventually she gave up, got fat and is now a lesbian.
Bring it on lesbians. You can insult me all you want, you know its true.
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 20 2019, @05:30PM
Here is poor little me who has met more than a few lesbians I wished were straight. Ah well, we can't all be hateful shits so I opted against murdering them for not giving me the sex I deserved!! /s cause this is SN
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday April 22 2019, @05:00PM
I have known lesbians of varying levels of attractiveness. Some of them were downright hot.
ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THEM ACT LIKE HAZUKI.
I don't think hazuki is trans or lesbian.
Hazuki acts like a teenage virgin trying to catfish a lesbian in some totally inappropriate space
"Hey everyone I'm a lesbian!! LESBIAN OVER HERE!!! Lesbian searching for k00l-space-GIRL-friend for a GIRL. Btw I am the GIRL your mother warned you about. Unless you are a guy... because uhm I'm the GIRL your mother warned you about... if you came out to your mother and you are ALSO A GIRL LIKE I AM. (With a vag like me.. because i like to eat vag)
But uhm I am a good upstanding and moral person too. Moral enough to moralize to random internet strangers all day. But also your mother warned you about me, if you're a lesbian, because I... uhm do too much good in the world!!!!! Watch out world!!! Good person... Ahem GOOD LESBIAN WITH A SWEET VAG COMING THROUGH! Anyone need some do gooding because I am such a good person that it makes your mama jealous!!
Make up your fucking mind you asshole.
I'm not the only one who thinks this:
https://soylentnews.org/~Azuma+Hazuki/journal/4143 [soylentnews.org]
Genre: Informal
Female = 741
Male = 2736
Difference = 1995; 78.68%
Verdict: MALE
https://soylentnews.org/~Azuma+Hazuki/journal/3949 [soylentnews.org]
Genre: Informal
Female = 540
Male = 1483
Difference = 943; 73.3%
Verdict: MALE
https://soylentnews.org/~Azuma+Hazuki/journal/3790 [soylentnews.org]
Genre: Informal
Female = 1064
Male = 1641
Difference = 577; 60.66%
Verdict: MALE
---FOR COMPARISON---
Arnold Schwarzenegger
https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/11/opinions/arnold-schwarzenegger-fitness-takes-work-dont-give-up/index.html [cnn.com]
Genre: Informal
Female = 1306
Male = 1630
Difference = 324; 55.51%
Verdict: Weak MALE
(lol yes it really called arnold a weak male match. Next I’ll do Donald Trump but all of his larger bodies of text appear to be written by other people than his shorter works that were more consistent. I’m sure these were proofread so I’ll use a random collection minus covfee)
Donald Trump Sample 1
Genre: Informal
Female = 984
Male = 1715
Difference = 731; 63.54%
Verdict: MALE
Donald Trump Sample 2
Genre: Informal
Female = 265
Male = 342
Difference = 77; 56.34%
Verdict: Weak MALE
Donald Trump Sample 3
Genre: Informal
Female = 189
Male = 150
Difference = -39; 44.24%
Verdict: Weak FEMALE
Donald Trump Sample 4
Genre: Informal
Female = 116
Male = 160
Difference = 44; 57.97%
Verdict: Weak MALE
So far the formal writing results have been pretty boring. I think this is interesting because even though the algorithm is totally confused it knows only a dude would publish something like this in a formal forum.
Donald Trump Sample 4 (Formal)
Genre: Formal
Female = 5
Male = 76
Difference = 71; 93.82%
Verdict: MALE
Rosanne Barr Sample of short quotes
Genre: Informal
Female = 237
Male = 331
Difference = 94; 58.27%
Verdict: Weak MALE
(lol)
Ellen Degeneres
Sample 1
Genre: Informal
Female = 510
Male = 235
Difference = -275; 31.54%
Verdict: FEMALE
Sample 2
Genre: Informal
Female = 596
Male = 202
Difference = -394; 25.31%
Verdict: FEMALE