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posted by janrinok on Thursday February 27 2014, @09:08AM   Printer-friendly
from the this-should-never-be-seen dept.
janrinok writes "A little light-hearted relief:

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

More humour can be found at"
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  • (Score: 3, Interesting) by fotonix on Thursday February 27 2014, @09:34AM

    by fotonix (2922) on Thursday February 27 2014, @09:34AM (#7865) Homepage

    This looks SO much like the final paper for my Computer Degree from the University of Easter Island (Nigeria Campus, payments by Western Union to Prof I.Ripov based in Belarus)

    Actually, this made my day after "one of those days".. more like two such days in a row. Thanks for putting a smile back on my face!

    Over-thought solutions get over-engineered and miss the user's requirements.
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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by nobbis on Thursday February 27 2014, @09:41AM

    by nobbis (62) on Thursday February 27 2014, @09:41AM (#7869) Homepage Journal

    did you pass ?

    It's easy to look up when your mind's in the gutter