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Janrinok - FOR TRAINING ONLY - do not release!

posted by janrinok on Thursday February 27 2014, @09:08AM   Printer-friendly
from the this-should-never-be-seen dept.
janrinok writes "A little light-hearted relief:

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

More humour can be found at bash.org"
 
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  • (Score: 5, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 27 2014, @11:06AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 27 2014, @11:06AM (#7889)

    -----http://www.bash.org/?835030-----

    <Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
    <Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
    <Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
    <Judge-Mental> fuck me

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  • (Score: 3, Informative) by Jerry Smith on Thursday February 27 2014, @11:15AM

    by Jerry Smith (379) on Thursday February 27 2014, @11:15AM (#7892) Journal

    You mean http://www.qdb.us/ [www.qdb.us] ?
    It's a bit more updated than bash, but still worth the occasional chuckle :)

    --
    All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

  • (Score: 5, Interesting) by Drake_Edgewater on Thursday February 27 2014, @11:47AM

    by Drake_Edgewater (780) on Thursday February 27 2014, @11:47AM (#7896) Journal

    These are in the top 100 anyway...

    hunter2 [bash.org].

    A common typo [bash.org].

    How to deal with free credit cards and coupons [bash.org].

    Worst night out ever [bash.org].

    I followed this advice [bash.org] last Valentine's day.

    A short one [bash.org].

    A classic one [bash.org].

    Loser [bash.org].

    Check your IRC commands [bash.org] twice.

    A misunderstanding [bash.org].

    • (Score: 3, Funny) by Thexalon on Thursday February 27 2014, @04:46PM

      by Thexalon (636) on Thursday February 27 2014, @04:46PM (#8042)

      What about this classic [bash.org]? (not exactly safe for work)

      --
      The only thing that stops a bad guy with a compiler is a good guy with a compiler.

      • (Score: 2, Funny) by TK on Thursday February 27 2014, @07:13PM

        by TK (2760) on Thursday February 27 2014, @07:13PM (#8089)

        I just found out that bash.org is blocked at work.

        That particular link may be the reason why, but I'll never know.

        --
        The fleas have smaller fleas, upon their backs to bite them, and those fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum

      • (Score: 1) by DaTrueDave on Thursday June 26 2014, @01:46PM

        by DaTrueDave (3144) on Thursday June 26 2014, @01:46PM (#60312)

        That's certainly a classic!