A Byte walks into a bar.The barman says "what's wrong?"The Byte says "oh, parity error".The barman says "I thought you looked a bit off".
(This one's architecture dependent, but whatever.)
Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The barman asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
After which, due to a misunderstanding, the bartender beats the hell out of them.
"Oops...I thought you meant a double [wikipedia.org] ."
A SQL statement walks into a bar. He walks up to two tables and asks "May I join you?"
A SQL injection attack walks into a bar and starts to order a drink; suddenly, he stops mid-sentence and starts dropping tables left and right.
What's a PHP paternity test? preg_match
Why doesn't anyone use ksh? gesundheit