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janrinok writes "A little light-hearted relief:
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
More humour can be found at bash.org"
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
More humour can be found at bash.org"
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(Score: 5, Funny) by SlimmPickens on Thursday February 27 2014, @12:13PM
A Byte walks into a bar.
The barman says "what's wrong?"
The Byte says "oh, parity error".
The barman says "I thought you looked a bit off".
(Score: 4, Funny) by Ryuugami on Thursday February 27 2014, @12:44PM
(This one's architecture dependent, but whatever.)
Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The barman asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
If a shit storm's on the horizon, it's good to know far enough ahead you can at least bring along an umbrella. - D.Weber
(Score: 1) by tangomargarine on Thursday February 27 2014, @04:40PM
After which, due to a misunderstanding, the bartender beats the hell out of them.
"Oops...I thought you meant a double [wikipedia.org] ."
"Is that really true?" "I just spent the last hour telling you to think for yourself! Didn't you hear anything I said?"
(Score: 3, Funny) by denmarkw00t on Thursday February 27 2014, @04:46PM
A SQL statement walks into a bar. He walks up to two tables and asks "May I join you?"
A SQL injection attack walks into a bar and starts to order a drink; suddenly, he stops mid-sentence and starts dropping tables left and right.
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