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posted by janrinok on Thursday February 27 2014, @09:08AM   Printer-friendly
from the this-should-never-be-seen dept.
janrinok writes "A little light-hearted relief:

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

More humour can be found at bash.org"
 
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  • (Score: 2) by mcgrew on Thursday February 27 2014, @03:13PM

    by mcgrew (701) <publish@mcgrewbooks.com> on Thursday February 27 2014, @03:13PM (#7989) Homepage Journal

    I'm partial to S/N because of the double meaning.

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  • (Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 27 2014, @03:40PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 27 2014, @03:40PM (#8007)

    What [wikipedia.org] double [wikipedia.org] meaning are you talking about?

    • (Score: 1) by TK on Thursday February 27 2014, @07:09PM

      by TK (2760) on Thursday February 27 2014, @07:09PM (#8088)

      Clearly it's a play on the abbreviation of Senegal, but only true fans will get the joke.

      Speaking of which, has soylentnews.sn been registered...?

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  • (Score: 1) by EvilJim on Thursday February 27 2014, @08:42PM

    by EvilJim (2501) on Thursday February 27 2014, @08:42PM (#8112) Journal

    Signal to Noise ratio?