SoylentNews is people
SoylentNews
janrinok writes "A little light-hearted relief:
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
More humour can be found at bash.org"
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
More humour can be found at bash.org"
This discussion has been archived.
No new comments can be posted.
Janrinok - FOR TRAINING ONLY - do not release!
|
Log In/Create an Account
| Top
| 54 comments
| Search Discussion
The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way.
Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!
(Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 27 2014, @03:40PM
What [wikipedia.org] double [wikipedia.org] meaning are you talking about?
(Score: 1) by TK on Thursday February 27 2014, @07:09PM
Clearly it's a play on the abbreviation of Senegal, but only true fans will get the joke.
Speaking of which, has soylentnews.sn been registered...?
The fleas have smaller fleas, upon their backs to bite them, and those fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum