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Journal by The Mighty Buzzard
It used to slightly tweak my nose when the weaponized outrage mob on the left complained of not feeling safe. Primarily because they'd say it in response to someone doing nothing but disagreeing with them or even simply saying something they didn't want to hear. Since neither of those remotely implies impending violence, I figured they're either lying or so paranoid that they need to be institutionalized and medicated.
Nowadays though, I count it as a happy thing. Turns out it's usually a combination of them lying and being extremely fragile little pussies. That sets me up to call them out on both counts and I genuinely enjoy doing so.
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Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
(Score: 4, Insightful) by Azuma Hazuki on Monday July 22 2019, @09:43PM (72 children)
Your entire worldview is built on sand...or perhaps sewage. You've been reduced to this, and frankly it wasn't even that far a fall, as even at the best of times your MO seems to be "troll the everloving shit out of people as a way of whistling in the dark and trying to pretend I'm not as weak and scared as I am."
Well, Uzzard, as the good book says. "out of the heart's storehouse the mouth speaketh." Or, I suppose, the fingers typeth. Something is obviously bothering you, to the point you feel the need to show the world + dog (or that part of it which reads SN anyway...) how completely, utterly, totally, 100% *un*-bothered you are, yessirree Bob.
...seriously, who do you think you fool with this sludge?
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 22 2019, @10:03PM (17 children)
So far he is fooling all the usual suspects, but his main goal was to make people angry with a shitty troll post. That right there should give him a self-reflective pause, but if that was gonna happen it would have before now. It seems it will take a dark turn in 2020 for him to begin understanding his errors, so hopefully he has many years of oblivious shit posting ahead.
To cut off their obvious rebuttal, a 2020 loss for Trump will not herald a "socialist Nazi regime" like these fools worry about. Bad education, the cornerstone of the GOP.
(Score: 3, Funny) by aristarchus on Monday July 22 2019, @10:12PM (16 children)
I, for one, am not going to respond to Buzzard's inane attempt at trolling! Besides, I know he is afraid, very afraid. He carries treble hooks with him almost everywhere he goes.
(Score: 2, Touché) by khallow on Monday July 22 2019, @10:31PM (9 children)
(Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 22 2019, @10:43PM (2 children)
lawl
Such gotchas! OMG how does he doooo that?
Oh right, he says stupid shit and "wins" when he gets called out? You wackos are so far out there, all he achieved was getting people to call out his trolling. That is now "winning" for you?
(Score: 1, Disagree) by khallow on Tuesday July 23 2019, @01:23AM (1 child)
Yes, because the "call outs" are worse. Like flies to a cowpie.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 23 2019, @03:24AM
Whiny little snowflakes, sorry for invading your safe space!
(Score: 3, Funny) by aristarchus on Tuesday July 23 2019, @12:15AM (4 children)
What part of
do you fail to understand, khallow? It is much like your recent "climate change denial" journal. Not going to respond to that either. Epic fail, both of you!
(Score: 1) by khallow on Tuesday July 23 2019, @01:15AM (2 children)
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 23 2019, @05:47AM
Yeaaaah, we kinda all figured as much. Hang in there little fren, you'll get the hang of it!
(Score: 1, Troll) by aristarchus on Tuesday July 23 2019, @06:09AM
In your throat, khallow. Coming no matter what you desire. The Mergatory Broussander has taken over your orifices, and there is nothing that we can do. Sorry about the anus, khallow. Better luck next time.
(Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Tuesday July 23 2019, @06:54PM
:-) Was that intentional?
La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Tuesday July 23 2019, @10:00PM
In the sense that an incontinent six year old who can't be trusted with a pair of big-boy pants because he keeps shitting his Pull-Ups on purpose "gets" the adults in the room, sure, I suppose. And much like said incontinent six year old, he thinks he's got some kind of power over people by making them clean up his messes.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday July 23 2019, @04:30AM (5 children)
S'true. I'm terrified I might miss a perfectly good chance to catch a catfish. It gives me nightmares.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 23 2019, @05:36AM (4 children)
"Catfishing. The term comes from the long barbels, or whiskers that stick out from the mouths of catfish. While the whiskers of catfish house their taste buds and are used to search for food in murky waters, the act of catfishing will only serve to make you look like a complete slob, oblivious airhead, or creepy perv."
You do you I guess.
(Score: 1, Troll) by aristarchus on Tuesday July 23 2019, @06:37AM (3 children)
We await the day that the Mighty Buzzard becomes a Noodler. This is a southern thing, well below his latitude, but it involves going along the banks of waterways, looking for holes in the bank, where catfish may be, um, doing what catfish do, and so the Noodler in question inserts his hand into the hole in the mud bank, whereupon the fish in question is liable to latch onto the hand in question, allowing the fish entire to be pulled to the surface. Of course, TMB is from the Territories, so Noodling is outside of his cultural perview. Next thing you know, he will be using dynamite. It's a Libertarian cultural fishing thing.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday July 23 2019, @10:08AM (2 children)
Noodling's alive and well in America's sauce pan. And I want nothing to do with it. It's not only catfish that like to hang out in a hole in the bank and you don't get to look in first and make sure it's not a beaver or a cottonmouth.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 23 2019, @10:34AM (1 child)
The Mighty Buzzard, accidently catching beaver! So funny! Ha! (Cottonmouths cannot hold their breath so long, unless you are referring to something else?)
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday July 25 2019, @10:47AM
Not all holes in the bank are flooded. Apparently nothing much scares a noolder more than feeling air up inside a hole that their hand's in.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 1, Troll) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday July 23 2019, @04:32AM (12 children)
That about sum up your post? I didn't read but like the first half dozen words before declaring it another unfathomably droll attempt at trolling me and moving on.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 23 2019, @05:06PM (3 children)
As usual you get things backwards.
Your journal entry is a droll attempt at trolling. Azuma's comment is a spot on analysis even if it is filled with ad-homs.
Not much point in explaining further, you're obviously entrenched in the regressive conservatism cancer eating away the world right now.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday July 25 2019, @10:48AM (2 children)
No, mine's just shit-talking. If you're that easy to troll, you have nobody to blame but the people who sheltered you in Safe Spaces well into adulthood.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday July 25 2019, @08:19PM (1 child)
*wipes ass*
huh, still too much TMB
*wipes ass*
ugh, that shit just won't stop
*wipes ass*
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday July 26 2019, @10:30AM
S'true. I can't, I won't, and I don't stop.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Informative) by Azuma Hazuki on Tuesday July 23 2019, @09:56PM (7 children)
Oh, you poor little manlet...once again, and I know I've explained this to you before: ad hominem is when you use insults *in lieu of* an argument. I use them *in addition to* an argument :) Think of it as being like the kind of curry that's so spicy it makes you sweat and your nose run; heavy-handed, maybe, but still excellent.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday July 25 2019, @10:51AM (6 children)
You put an argument in there too this time? I really hope it was of better quality than your insults. It's really quite sad watching people trying to be clever and failing as badly as you generally do.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Thursday July 25 2019, @11:45AM (5 children)
No matter how many times I explain this, you don't seem to get it...in cases like this, *you make my argument for me,* with what you say and why and how you say it. You're so incredibly easy to tweak and I'm not even really trying to. Imagine what would happen if I were the trolling sort? I could lead you around by the beak, poking here and prodding there, hitting all those tender inflamed spots in your massive self-feeding ego.
You don't understand, and I suspect you never will. Nevertheless, one more time: you make yourself look far, far worse than anything I could possibly say or do. A dumpster fire is not to be blamed on the person who points at it and goes "shit's on fire, yo."
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 1, Troll) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday July 25 2019, @01:39PM (4 children)
You really believe that, huh? I think you might want to get out more. Talk to people who aren't raving nutjobs. It might give you a broader perspective to base these conclusions upon than you get from the voices inside your head.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday July 25 2019, @08:23PM (3 children)
It is amusing that when you goes for a serious insult you just sound silly. Stick to nonsense trolling, it really fits your image better.
And yes, you do make yourself look bad to anyone that isn't playing the tribal politics game. You are the Trump of SN, Runaway is the Mike Pence, and khallow is Huckabee. It all starts to make sense now.....
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday July 26 2019, @10:31AM (2 children)
My hair's much nicer and I don't tan orange.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Friday July 26 2019, @04:46PM (1 child)
Sure, but you nailed the stupid trolling and narcissism. We can get makeup for the rest.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday July 27 2019, @02:15AM
Nope, he's better at trolling. I never pissed off a hundred million people before.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Arik on Friday July 26 2019, @08:29AM (40 children)
If laughter is the best medicine, who are the best doctors?
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday July 26 2019, @10:33AM (39 children)
Not usually, no. She thinks insults still win arguments like they did in grade school.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Friday July 26 2019, @04:49PM
Awww, buzzy boy crawled into his bubble of delusion to avoid Azuma's hurtful words. Oh, and he also doesn't like being called names.
Gotchu covered fam https://www.amazon.com/big-boy-diapers/s?k=big+boy+diapers [amazon.com]
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Friday July 26 2019, @06:55PM (37 children)
You act like a grade-schooler, you get treated like one. Let the grownups know when you're ready for your big boy pants. Hopefully that'll be sometime before the heat death of the universe.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by Arik on Saturday July 27 2019, @12:18AM (30 children)
You're often well spoken, logical, even incisive. Yet in this thread all you do is sling grade-school insults. I'm not trying to be flippant or insulting in any way, I'm genuinely curious why you would do this?
If laughter is the best medicine, who are the best doctors?
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Saturday July 27 2019, @01:02PM (29 children)
1) So anyone seeing this thread doesn't think Uzzard gets to spew his self-serving bullshit unopposed, 2) So anyone seeing this thread can *also* see he's got fuck-all else when called on it, 3) Because I feel like it :)
Tone trolling has replaced patriotism as the last refuge of the scoundrel. Taking the high road when your opponent constantly takes the low road is not a winning strategy, and neither you nor anyone else is going to tone-troll me into doing so. Sometimes you have to get your hands dirty. And yes, I'm aware of the proverb about not wrestling with a pig in the mud, but sometimes it needs to be pointed out that the other person *is* a pig, as some people might not be aware of that fact.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday July 27 2019, @03:17PM (15 children)
Precisely what bullshit was I spouting and in what way did it serve me aside from mild amusement at mocking idiots? You were just flinging shit to fling shit and you know it. At least I'm perfectly willing to admit that's what TFJ was.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Saturday July 27 2019, @09:14PM (14 children)
When called out on it, yes. You were perfectly serious beforehand.
That's something you assholes all have in common: if someone confronts you, you go "GOOOOODDDD, I was just JOKING, can't you fragile snowflakes take some SATIRE?!" It's Schroedinger's Satire, of course; utterly serious until someone challenges you about it. Who the fuck do you think you fool?
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday July 27 2019, @10:51PM (8 children)
I didn't say I wasn't serious. I absolutely was. Talking shit and telling the truth aren't mutually exclusive. The most hurtful shit is talked by talking true shit.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Sunday July 28 2019, @09:05PM (7 children)
Obviously. That's why my replies bother you so much and instantly reduce you to asspained insult-spewing, and I'm not even trying to troll you or anything.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday July 28 2019, @11:27PM (6 children)
That you are insane is not an insult. It's a fact. I mean anyone else can look to this very conversation and see who's been spewing the insults but to you it just can't register as true. I don't say this to put you down, I say it so maybe one of these times it will get through your delusions that you need professional help. Badly.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 29 2019, @03:53PM (1 child)
Awww cute, tmb took some night classes in psych 101. He should apply for an internship with Ben Shapiro, I doubt he has enough charisma to dupe infowsrs.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday July 29 2019, @05:13PM
Dude, that's below psych-anything in difficulty level. It's just paying attention to reality, not rejecting it for not fitting what you want to believe, and having a modicum of common sense. Come to think of it, that list does seem pretty fucking difficult for a lot of people lately.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Monday July 29 2019, @10:20PM (3 children)
Insults don't make someone wrong. Sometimes they're perfectly well-deserved. And you're not fooling anyone by pretending to have the moral high ground here, not least because you're so low you'd need to look up to see a snake's arsehole in a wagon rut...and you'd better salute it and say "sir" when you do. The delusional one here is you, if you think the greater part of this forum's audience doesn't know you for what you are already.
Once more: tone-trolling has replaced patriotism as the last refuge of the scoundrel. If you think I'm too spicy for your delicate little palate, feel free to leave.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 1, Flamebait) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday July 30 2019, @12:29AM (2 children)
I'm not trolling your tone, I'm straight up calling you out on your content.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 30 2019, @09:16PM (1 child)
The troll at work, "no I AM THE ONE DOING THE THING!!"
Pfft, you are a terrible addition to this site. Self centered stupidity wrapped in the emotional development of a child
(Score: 2, Redundant) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday July 30 2019, @10:50PM
Noob level. Practice more.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Arik on Sunday July 28 2019, @01:55AM (4 children)
Well, that's generally how jokes work. They take one down a plausible road up to a point where it seems serious and then they suddenly shift the camera and it's a totally different scene, so to speak. That moment when serious gets flipped to ludicrous is the moment of relief that makes you laugh.
Not that I've seen much humor in this JE.
If laughter is the best medicine, who are the best doctors?
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday July 28 2019, @04:38AM (3 children)
That'd be because it wasn't meant to be humorous. It was straight up shit-talking and mockery. It was also true.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Touché) by Arik on Sunday July 28 2019, @08:20AM (1 child)
Nonetheless the sheer number of incoherent replies argue that you may simply be a better shitposter.
If laughter is the best medicine, who are the best doctors?
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday July 28 2019, @11:24AM
Shitposting would be me posting something idiotic as if I were on their side. This wasn't meant to be effective. They aren't capable of listening to anything that conflicts with their preconceived notions. Their masters have seen to that quite thoroughly. This was just shaming them a little bit more towards the breaking point, so they'll hit a crisis point and the shit in their heads will have to change in some manner.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Arik on Sunday July 28 2019, @08:24AM
So much hilarity, so pertinent, why not use that as an example?
If laughter is the best medicine, who are the best doctors?
(Score: 2) by Arik on Sunday July 28 2019, @01:48AM (12 children)
You don't like his ideas, you don't like his posts, fine, legit. You say you do this so that others will see him for a pig - not so they'll reject his bad ideas. Why make this so personal?
Don't you think it possible that he has his ideas because of his life's experience up to this point, not because he's a (rhetorical, I know) non-human?
If laughter is the best medicine, who are the best doctors?
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Sunday July 28 2019, @09:02PM (11 children)
Don't be naive, Arik. As I said just before in this very thread, it was known way back in Biblical times that "out of the heart's storehouse the mouth speaks." In other words, when this asshole shows you who and what he is...over and over and over again...*believe him.*
What is difficult about this? If I thought he wasn't a human I wouldn't waste my virtual breath; he'd have an excuse then. But he *is* a human, and that's an order of magnitude worse, because it shows what a complete waste of flesh and brain and intelligence someone can become when they willfully shove their head up their own ass and clench. That's not a good look for someone with any sort of administrative power over a discussion forum.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 3, Touché) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday July 28 2019, @11:31PM (10 children)
Yeah, I abuse my super powers all the time. You can tell by how often I've banned you just for a day of not having to read your idiocy. Unlike you, I live my principles.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Monday July 29 2019, @10:17PM (9 children)
The hell you do. You had to be called out on modbanning someone who didn't deserve it before you reversed it, and you don't *have* any principles to live by aside from "got mine, fuck you." It's easy to live by your principles when they consist solely of FYGM.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday July 30 2019, @12:33AM (8 children)
Check again, darlin. I mod-banned myself for misapplying the Spam mod within minutes of someone pointing it out that what I moderated ari for was not in the guidelines. The only people who've had their mod-bans reversed are every last one who's claimed it was an accidental moderation. Get your shit straight so you don't look like an idiot next time.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 30 2019, @09:19PM (7 children)
LoL!!!
Wow, you did it again. Restated Azuma's point to try and spin it in your favor. What a hopeless buffoon.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday July 30 2019, @10:51PM (6 children)
Can't read. Can't troll. Are you sure you're in the right place?
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Thursday August 01 2019, @10:38PM (5 children)
Oh please, AC's just pointing out what I've been saying since day one: you're so full of shit it's amazing flies don't follow you, and your instinct when called out on it is to do the exact same horse-apples all the loonie-right types do: gaslight, obstruct, and project. You've managed to fool yourself, that much is clear, but ain't no one else buying what you're selling...
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 1, Troll) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday August 02 2019, @11:42AM (4 children)
Darlin, you don't have enough of a grasp on reality to say anyone's full of shit. Hell, you actively reject reality even when it's shoved in your face.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Saturday August 03 2019, @01:45PM (3 children)
One of the main reasons I don't believe in a personal good God who actively intervenes in human affairs is that you did not, as far as I can tell, spontaneously burst into flames and melt from the sheer concentrated projecting gall it took to post that. Your posts and post history speak for themselves; one of us here is terminally deluded and it's not me.
And weren't you bitching about ad-homs a while back? Hmmmm...more projection! You're like clockwork, I swear.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 1, Troll) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday August 03 2019, @02:04PM (2 children)
That's not an ad-hom. It's not even an insult because I don't look down on you for it. It's just the fucking truth. Your head is severely disconnected from reality and not only in your political or social views.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Saturday August 03 2019, @02:26PM (1 child)
Ad-hom *and* bare assertion then.
Buddy, if I'm insane, then by comparison so is most of the human race. What do you think is insane, that I'm not an atheist and suspect to the point of belief that reincarnation is a thing? I've had evidence. Maybe it's not convincing to you, and that's fine, because you haven't. You aren't shirking your epistemological duty as far as that stuff is concerned.
Where you *are* going wrong is in your self-serving "libertarian" worldview. You twist and redefine words, then stick to your own bizarro-world dictionary definitions, and think your arguments somehow work in the real world. They don't. You've built yourself a tiny little toy universe, and are going around with your little sewage-filled snowglobe and telling people it's a scale model of the real thing.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday August 03 2019, @02:37PM
See, I've been actively avoiding giving specifics on why I think this. Are you really sure you want me to go into detail out here all public like?
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday July 27 2019, @02:19AM (5 children)
See, I understand you wouldn't know this from being lesbionic and all. While a guy's sense of humor does get sophistication and classy bits added to it as he matures, we also don't throw the old bits out. Only horribly insecure guys would even consider trying to convince themselves that Pull My Finger isn't as hilarious at 40 as it was at 4.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Saturday July 27 2019, @12:59PM (4 children)
Oh come on, fart jokes are *always* funny. Women are just told not to laugh at them, is all. Same as society tells us we have no libido or can't work power tools.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday July 27 2019, @03:13PM (3 children)
Fair nuff. Nice to see you make a Wis check once in a while.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 29 2019, @03:57PM (2 children)
Looks like you rolled a critical failure on that int check. Probably just lost 6+ fingers.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday July 29 2019, @05:14PM (1 child)
That'd be Dex, dumbass. Fear my mad nerd cred!
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 30 2019, @09:21PM
Eeesh, so literal, you really are simple minded.