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Journal by The Mighty Buzzard
It used to slightly tweak my nose when the weaponized outrage mob on the left complained of not feeling safe. Primarily because they'd say it in response to someone doing nothing but disagreeing with them or even simply saying something they didn't want to hear. Since neither of those remotely implies impending violence, I figured they're either lying or so paranoid that they need to be institutionalized and medicated.
Nowadays though, I count it as a happy thing. Turns out it's usually a combination of them lying and being extremely fragile little pussies. That sets me up to call them out on both counts and I genuinely enjoy doing so.
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Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
(Score: 2, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 22 2019, @10:03PM (17 children)
So far he is fooling all the usual suspects, but his main goal was to make people angry with a shitty troll post. That right there should give him a self-reflective pause, but if that was gonna happen it would have before now. It seems it will take a dark turn in 2020 for him to begin understanding his errors, so hopefully he has many years of oblivious shit posting ahead.
To cut off their obvious rebuttal, a 2020 loss for Trump will not herald a "socialist Nazi regime" like these fools worry about. Bad education, the cornerstone of the GOP.
(Score: 3, Funny) by aristarchus on Monday July 22 2019, @10:12PM (16 children)
I, for one, am not going to respond to Buzzard's inane attempt at trolling! Besides, I know he is afraid, very afraid. He carries treble hooks with him almost everywhere he goes.
(Score: 2, Touché) by khallow on Monday July 22 2019, @10:31PM (9 children)
(Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 22 2019, @10:43PM (2 children)
lawl
Such gotchas! OMG how does he doooo that?
Oh right, he says stupid shit and "wins" when he gets called out? You wackos are so far out there, all he achieved was getting people to call out his trolling. That is now "winning" for you?
(Score: 1, Disagree) by khallow on Tuesday July 23 2019, @01:23AM (1 child)
Yes, because the "call outs" are worse. Like flies to a cowpie.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 23 2019, @03:24AM
Whiny little snowflakes, sorry for invading your safe space!
(Score: 3, Funny) by aristarchus on Tuesday July 23 2019, @12:15AM (4 children)
What part of
do you fail to understand, khallow? It is much like your recent "climate change denial" journal. Not going to respond to that either. Epic fail, both of you!
(Score: 1) by khallow on Tuesday July 23 2019, @01:15AM (2 children)
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 23 2019, @05:47AM
Yeaaaah, we kinda all figured as much. Hang in there little fren, you'll get the hang of it!
(Score: 1, Troll) by aristarchus on Tuesday July 23 2019, @06:09AM
In your throat, khallow. Coming no matter what you desire. The Mergatory Broussander has taken over your orifices, and there is nothing that we can do. Sorry about the anus, khallow. Better luck next time.
(Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Tuesday July 23 2019, @06:54PM
:-) Was that intentional?
La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Tuesday July 23 2019, @10:00PM
In the sense that an incontinent six year old who can't be trusted with a pair of big-boy pants because he keeps shitting his Pull-Ups on purpose "gets" the adults in the room, sure, I suppose. And much like said incontinent six year old, he thinks he's got some kind of power over people by making them clean up his messes.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday July 23 2019, @04:30AM (5 children)
S'true. I'm terrified I might miss a perfectly good chance to catch a catfish. It gives me nightmares.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 23 2019, @05:36AM (4 children)
"Catfishing. The term comes from the long barbels, or whiskers that stick out from the mouths of catfish. While the whiskers of catfish house their taste buds and are used to search for food in murky waters, the act of catfishing will only serve to make you look like a complete slob, oblivious airhead, or creepy perv."
You do you I guess.
(Score: 1, Troll) by aristarchus on Tuesday July 23 2019, @06:37AM (3 children)
We await the day that the Mighty Buzzard becomes a Noodler. This is a southern thing, well below his latitude, but it involves going along the banks of waterways, looking for holes in the bank, where catfish may be, um, doing what catfish do, and so the Noodler in question inserts his hand into the hole in the mud bank, whereupon the fish in question is liable to latch onto the hand in question, allowing the fish entire to be pulled to the surface. Of course, TMB is from the Territories, so Noodling is outside of his cultural perview. Next thing you know, he will be using dynamite. It's a Libertarian cultural fishing thing.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday July 23 2019, @10:08AM (2 children)
Noodling's alive and well in America's sauce pan. And I want nothing to do with it. It's not only catfish that like to hang out in a hole in the bank and you don't get to look in first and make sure it's not a beaver or a cottonmouth.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 23 2019, @10:34AM (1 child)
The Mighty Buzzard, accidently catching beaver! So funny! Ha! (Cottonmouths cannot hold their breath so long, unless you are referring to something else?)
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday July 25 2019, @10:47AM
Not all holes in the bank are flooded. Apparently nothing much scares a noolder more than feeling air up inside a hole that their hand's in.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.