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Journal by The Mighty Buzzard
It used to slightly tweak my nose when the weaponized outrage mob on the left complained of not feeling safe. Primarily because they'd say it in response to someone doing nothing but disagreeing with them or even simply saying something they didn't want to hear. Since neither of those remotely implies impending violence, I figured they're either lying or so paranoid that they need to be institutionalized and medicated.
Nowadays though, I count it as a happy thing. Turns out it's usually a combination of them lying and being extremely fragile little pussies. That sets me up to call them out on both counts and I genuinely enjoy doing so.
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Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Friday July 26 2019, @06:55PM (37 children)
You act like a grade-schooler, you get treated like one. Let the grownups know when you're ready for your big boy pants. Hopefully that'll be sometime before the heat death of the universe.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by Arik on Saturday July 27 2019, @12:18AM (30 children)
You're often well spoken, logical, even incisive. Yet in this thread all you do is sling grade-school insults. I'm not trying to be flippant or insulting in any way, I'm genuinely curious why you would do this?
If laughter is the best medicine, who are the best doctors?
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Saturday July 27 2019, @01:02PM (29 children)
1) So anyone seeing this thread doesn't think Uzzard gets to spew his self-serving bullshit unopposed, 2) So anyone seeing this thread can *also* see he's got fuck-all else when called on it, 3) Because I feel like it :)
Tone trolling has replaced patriotism as the last refuge of the scoundrel. Taking the high road when your opponent constantly takes the low road is not a winning strategy, and neither you nor anyone else is going to tone-troll me into doing so. Sometimes you have to get your hands dirty. And yes, I'm aware of the proverb about not wrestling with a pig in the mud, but sometimes it needs to be pointed out that the other person *is* a pig, as some people might not be aware of that fact.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday July 27 2019, @03:17PM (15 children)
Precisely what bullshit was I spouting and in what way did it serve me aside from mild amusement at mocking idiots? You were just flinging shit to fling shit and you know it. At least I'm perfectly willing to admit that's what TFJ was.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Saturday July 27 2019, @09:14PM (14 children)
When called out on it, yes. You were perfectly serious beforehand.
That's something you assholes all have in common: if someone confronts you, you go "GOOOOODDDD, I was just JOKING, can't you fragile snowflakes take some SATIRE?!" It's Schroedinger's Satire, of course; utterly serious until someone challenges you about it. Who the fuck do you think you fool?
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday July 27 2019, @10:51PM (8 children)
I didn't say I wasn't serious. I absolutely was. Talking shit and telling the truth aren't mutually exclusive. The most hurtful shit is talked by talking true shit.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Sunday July 28 2019, @09:05PM (7 children)
Obviously. That's why my replies bother you so much and instantly reduce you to asspained insult-spewing, and I'm not even trying to troll you or anything.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday July 28 2019, @11:27PM (6 children)
That you are insane is not an insult. It's a fact. I mean anyone else can look to this very conversation and see who's been spewing the insults but to you it just can't register as true. I don't say this to put you down, I say it so maybe one of these times it will get through your delusions that you need professional help. Badly.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 29 2019, @03:53PM (1 child)
Awww cute, tmb took some night classes in psych 101. He should apply for an internship with Ben Shapiro, I doubt he has enough charisma to dupe infowsrs.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday July 29 2019, @05:13PM
Dude, that's below psych-anything in difficulty level. It's just paying attention to reality, not rejecting it for not fitting what you want to believe, and having a modicum of common sense. Come to think of it, that list does seem pretty fucking difficult for a lot of people lately.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Monday July 29 2019, @10:20PM (3 children)
Insults don't make someone wrong. Sometimes they're perfectly well-deserved. And you're not fooling anyone by pretending to have the moral high ground here, not least because you're so low you'd need to look up to see a snake's arsehole in a wagon rut...and you'd better salute it and say "sir" when you do. The delusional one here is you, if you think the greater part of this forum's audience doesn't know you for what you are already.
Once more: tone-trolling has replaced patriotism as the last refuge of the scoundrel. If you think I'm too spicy for your delicate little palate, feel free to leave.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 1, Flamebait) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday July 30 2019, @12:29AM (2 children)
I'm not trolling your tone, I'm straight up calling you out on your content.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 30 2019, @09:16PM (1 child)
The troll at work, "no I AM THE ONE DOING THE THING!!"
Pfft, you are a terrible addition to this site. Self centered stupidity wrapped in the emotional development of a child
(Score: 2, Redundant) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday July 30 2019, @10:50PM
Noob level. Practice more.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Arik on Sunday July 28 2019, @01:55AM (4 children)
Well, that's generally how jokes work. They take one down a plausible road up to a point where it seems serious and then they suddenly shift the camera and it's a totally different scene, so to speak. That moment when serious gets flipped to ludicrous is the moment of relief that makes you laugh.
Not that I've seen much humor in this JE.
If laughter is the best medicine, who are the best doctors?
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday July 28 2019, @04:38AM (3 children)
That'd be because it wasn't meant to be humorous. It was straight up shit-talking and mockery. It was also true.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Touché) by Arik on Sunday July 28 2019, @08:20AM (1 child)
Nonetheless the sheer number of incoherent replies argue that you may simply be a better shitposter.
If laughter is the best medicine, who are the best doctors?
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday July 28 2019, @11:24AM
Shitposting would be me posting something idiotic as if I were on their side. This wasn't meant to be effective. They aren't capable of listening to anything that conflicts with their preconceived notions. Their masters have seen to that quite thoroughly. This was just shaming them a little bit more towards the breaking point, so they'll hit a crisis point and the shit in their heads will have to change in some manner.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Arik on Sunday July 28 2019, @08:24AM
So much hilarity, so pertinent, why not use that as an example?
If laughter is the best medicine, who are the best doctors?
(Score: 2) by Arik on Sunday July 28 2019, @01:48AM (12 children)
You don't like his ideas, you don't like his posts, fine, legit. You say you do this so that others will see him for a pig - not so they'll reject his bad ideas. Why make this so personal?
Don't you think it possible that he has his ideas because of his life's experience up to this point, not because he's a (rhetorical, I know) non-human?
If laughter is the best medicine, who are the best doctors?
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Sunday July 28 2019, @09:02PM (11 children)
Don't be naive, Arik. As I said just before in this very thread, it was known way back in Biblical times that "out of the heart's storehouse the mouth speaks." In other words, when this asshole shows you who and what he is...over and over and over again...*believe him.*
What is difficult about this? If I thought he wasn't a human I wouldn't waste my virtual breath; he'd have an excuse then. But he *is* a human, and that's an order of magnitude worse, because it shows what a complete waste of flesh and brain and intelligence someone can become when they willfully shove their head up their own ass and clench. That's not a good look for someone with any sort of administrative power over a discussion forum.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 3, Touché) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday July 28 2019, @11:31PM (10 children)
Yeah, I abuse my super powers all the time. You can tell by how often I've banned you just for a day of not having to read your idiocy. Unlike you, I live my principles.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Monday July 29 2019, @10:17PM (9 children)
The hell you do. You had to be called out on modbanning someone who didn't deserve it before you reversed it, and you don't *have* any principles to live by aside from "got mine, fuck you." It's easy to live by your principles when they consist solely of FYGM.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday July 30 2019, @12:33AM (8 children)
Check again, darlin. I mod-banned myself for misapplying the Spam mod within minutes of someone pointing it out that what I moderated ari for was not in the guidelines. The only people who've had their mod-bans reversed are every last one who's claimed it was an accidental moderation. Get your shit straight so you don't look like an idiot next time.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 30 2019, @09:19PM (7 children)
LoL!!!
Wow, you did it again. Restated Azuma's point to try and spin it in your favor. What a hopeless buffoon.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday July 30 2019, @10:51PM (6 children)
Can't read. Can't troll. Are you sure you're in the right place?
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Thursday August 01 2019, @10:38PM (5 children)
Oh please, AC's just pointing out what I've been saying since day one: you're so full of shit it's amazing flies don't follow you, and your instinct when called out on it is to do the exact same horse-apples all the loonie-right types do: gaslight, obstruct, and project. You've managed to fool yourself, that much is clear, but ain't no one else buying what you're selling...
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 1, Troll) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday August 02 2019, @11:42AM (4 children)
Darlin, you don't have enough of a grasp on reality to say anyone's full of shit. Hell, you actively reject reality even when it's shoved in your face.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Saturday August 03 2019, @01:45PM (3 children)
One of the main reasons I don't believe in a personal good God who actively intervenes in human affairs is that you did not, as far as I can tell, spontaneously burst into flames and melt from the sheer concentrated projecting gall it took to post that. Your posts and post history speak for themselves; one of us here is terminally deluded and it's not me.
And weren't you bitching about ad-homs a while back? Hmmmm...more projection! You're like clockwork, I swear.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 1, Troll) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday August 03 2019, @02:04PM (2 children)
That's not an ad-hom. It's not even an insult because I don't look down on you for it. It's just the fucking truth. Your head is severely disconnected from reality and not only in your political or social views.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Saturday August 03 2019, @02:26PM (1 child)
Ad-hom *and* bare assertion then.
Buddy, if I'm insane, then by comparison so is most of the human race. What do you think is insane, that I'm not an atheist and suspect to the point of belief that reincarnation is a thing? I've had evidence. Maybe it's not convincing to you, and that's fine, because you haven't. You aren't shirking your epistemological duty as far as that stuff is concerned.
Where you *are* going wrong is in your self-serving "libertarian" worldview. You twist and redefine words, then stick to your own bizarro-world dictionary definitions, and think your arguments somehow work in the real world. They don't. You've built yourself a tiny little toy universe, and are going around with your little sewage-filled snowglobe and telling people it's a scale model of the real thing.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday August 03 2019, @02:37PM
See, I've been actively avoiding giving specifics on why I think this. Are you really sure you want me to go into detail out here all public like?
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday July 27 2019, @02:19AM (5 children)
See, I understand you wouldn't know this from being lesbionic and all. While a guy's sense of humor does get sophistication and classy bits added to it as he matures, we also don't throw the old bits out. Only horribly insecure guys would even consider trying to convince themselves that Pull My Finger isn't as hilarious at 40 as it was at 4.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Saturday July 27 2019, @12:59PM (4 children)
Oh come on, fart jokes are *always* funny. Women are just told not to laugh at them, is all. Same as society tells us we have no libido or can't work power tools.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday July 27 2019, @03:13PM (3 children)
Fair nuff. Nice to see you make a Wis check once in a while.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 29 2019, @03:57PM (2 children)
Looks like you rolled a critical failure on that int check. Probably just lost 6+ fingers.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday July 29 2019, @05:14PM (1 child)
That'd be Dex, dumbass. Fear my mad nerd cred!
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 30 2019, @09:21PM
Eeesh, so literal, you really are simple minded.