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Journal by The Mighty Buzzard
It used to slightly tweak my nose when the weaponized outrage mob on the left complained of not feeling safe. Primarily because they'd say it in response to someone doing nothing but disagreeing with them or even simply saying something they didn't want to hear. Since neither of those remotely implies impending violence, I figured they're either lying or so paranoid that they need to be institutionalized and medicated.
Nowadays though, I count it as a happy thing. Turns out it's usually a combination of them lying and being extremely fragile little pussies. That sets me up to call them out on both counts and I genuinely enjoy doing so.
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Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday July 27 2019, @02:19AM (5 children)
See, I understand you wouldn't know this from being lesbionic and all. While a guy's sense of humor does get sophistication and classy bits added to it as he matures, we also don't throw the old bits out. Only horribly insecure guys would even consider trying to convince themselves that Pull My Finger isn't as hilarious at 40 as it was at 4.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Saturday July 27 2019, @12:59PM (4 children)
Oh come on, fart jokes are *always* funny. Women are just told not to laugh at them, is all. Same as society tells us we have no libido or can't work power tools.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday July 27 2019, @03:13PM (3 children)
Fair nuff. Nice to see you make a Wis check once in a while.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 29 2019, @03:57PM (2 children)
Looks like you rolled a critical failure on that int check. Probably just lost 6+ fingers.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday July 29 2019, @05:14PM (1 child)
That'd be Dex, dumbass. Fear my mad nerd cred!
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 30 2019, @09:21PM
Eeesh, so literal, you really are simple minded.