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https://www.cbc.ca/books/harry-potter-removed-from-tennessee-catholic-school-library-1.5268338

"The curses and spells used in the books are actual curses and spells; which when read by a human being risk conjuring evil spirits into the presence of the person reading the text."

Hly shit...there are supposedly intelligent people who think this?
Watch some Buffy, why don't you...Witches...vampires...guys with erections...

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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by rylyeh on Friday September 06 2019, @04:52AM

    by rylyeh (6726) <reversethis-{moc.liamg} {ta} {htadak}> on Friday September 06 2019, @04:52AM (#890397)

    Disney pulled Bedknobs_and_Broomsticks [wikipedia.org] because of the unfortunate choice of the magic amulet's name, 'The Star of Astaroth', a well known daemon from King james the VI's 'Daemonolgy', which also included a recipe for meat trees, (plant the chops in the moonlight...) and a flying carpet.

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    "a vast crenulate shell wherein rode the grey and awful form of primal Nodens, Lord of the Great Abyss."
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