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Even up in space

Journal by fustakrakich

We have to take our stupid war

I wonder if the rest of the galaxy should be grateful that they're still out of reach, or if they're just like us, and we should be grateful to be out of their reach

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 23 2019, @11:12PM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 23 2019, @11:12PM (#897865)

    The leak was almost certainly a manufacturing defect that was secretly patched up badly by the factory. It was probably patched with a drop of glue that popped loose. Russia is just embarrassed.

    Meanwhile, NASA has their own embarrassing problem in space. They need to launch an FBI team to make an arrest. Strangely, 100% of crime in space is committed by Lesbian Americans. It's not drunk Russian dudes causing the problems.

    • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Monday September 23 2019, @11:30PM (1 child)

      by fustakrakich (6150) on Monday September 23 2019, @11:30PM (#897873) Journal

      Yeah, I saw that story. Fucking hilarious! Next space station should be a double-wide...

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      La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..

      • (Score: 2) by Freeman on Wednesday September 25 2019, @08:46PM

        by Freeman (732) on Wednesday September 25 2019, @08:46PM (#898744) Journal

        Have you seen the ISS? Looks like a string of trailers in the sky. A double-wide, wouldn't help, it's already larger. Now, a whole fleet of them suckers up there, in formation, that's where it's at.

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        Joshua 1:9 "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee"
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