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  • (Score: 2) by c0lo on Monday September 30 2019, @04:35AM (9 children)

    by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Monday September 30 2019, @04:35AM (#900685) Journal

    If you don't get the heart beating rapidly, and maintain that for 20 minutes or more, it just doesn't count.

    Now that sex is off the table... I have to ask: do you think the effort after, to get yourself back on your feet from from under the table, counts?

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  • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Monday September 30 2019, @05:09AM (5 children)

    by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Monday September 30 2019, @05:09AM (#900692) Journal

    ??? After sex? So, you were doing it on the kitchen table? Try the clothes washer next time, you won't fall under it.

    • (Score: 3, Funny) by c0lo on Monday September 30 2019, @05:25AM (4 children)

      by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Monday September 30 2019, @05:25AM (#900696) Journal

      So, you were doing it on the kitchen table?

      Kitchen? No, you silly.
      On the periodic table of elements. It broke, though, so we needed to do it under.

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoFiw2jMy-0 https://soylentnews.org/~MichaelDavidCrawford

      • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Monday September 30 2019, @05:32AM (3 children)

        by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Monday September 30 2019, @05:32AM (#900699) Journal

        Well, that's a near guarantee that she will miss her next period. I hope that was your intention.

        • (Score: 3, Touché) by c0lo on Monday September 30 2019, @05:35AM (2 children)

          by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Monday September 30 2019, @05:35AM (#900700) Journal

          Well, that's a near guarantee that she will miss her next period.

          Non sequitur.
          In fact, as you grow heavier, the periods just become longer. A thing with orbitals and whatnow, don't strain you mind with it.

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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoFiw2jMy-0 https://soylentnews.org/~MichaelDavidCrawford

          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22 2019, @04:38AM (1 child)

            by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22 2019, @04:38AM (#910173)

            <insert yo mama orbital joke here>

            • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22 2019, @12:00PM

              by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22 2019, @12:00PM (#910261)

              "Houston, we don't have liftoff."

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 10 2019, @10:21AM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 10 2019, @10:21AM (#905139)

    Fine, deny your Life Partner sex, but, did you have to announce it in public on an internet forum?

    TMB, you should dump c0lo for someone that appreciates your uniqueness

    • (Score: 2) by c0lo on Thursday October 10 2019, @11:52AM (1 child)

      by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Thursday October 10 2019, @11:52AM (#905159) Journal

      TMB, you should dump c0lo for someone that appreciates your uniqueness

      I think you're very very confused for reasons that escapes my knowledge (and I really like it this way, don't feel compelled to tell me why)

      Here's how it hangs: by his own admission [soylentnews.org], TMB is bound (at least sentimentally, but very likely not only... whatever float his boat, really, I'm not judging) in his neck of the woods by his beloved financial overlords and thus he really-really can't give a fuck.
      Any other point in regards with TMB's sexual life becomes moot.

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoFiw2jMy-0 https://soylentnews.org/~MichaelDavidCrawford

      • (Score: 1) by Sulla on Thursday October 10 2019, @08:14PM

        by Sulla (5173) on Thursday October 10 2019, @08:14PM (#905365) Journal

        Part of his SN contract is that moving to a different state will cut his pay by a significant percentage

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        Ceterum censeo Sinae esse delendam