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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by c0lo on Monday September 30 2019, @05:25AM (4 children)

    by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Monday September 30 2019, @05:25AM (#900696) Journal

    So, you were doing it on the kitchen table?

    Kitchen? No, you silly.
    On the periodic table of elements. It broke, though, so we needed to do it under.

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  • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Monday September 30 2019, @05:32AM (3 children)

    by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Monday September 30 2019, @05:32AM (#900699) Journal

    Well, that's a near guarantee that she will miss her next period. I hope that was your intention.

    • (Score: 3, Touché) by c0lo on Monday September 30 2019, @05:35AM (2 children)

      by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Monday September 30 2019, @05:35AM (#900700) Journal

      Well, that's a near guarantee that she will miss her next period.

      Non sequitur.
      In fact, as you grow heavier, the periods just become longer. A thing with orbitals and whatnow, don't strain you mind with it.

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      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22 2019, @04:38AM (1 child)

        by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22 2019, @04:38AM (#910173)

        <insert yo mama orbital joke here>

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22 2019, @12:00PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22 2019, @12:00PM (#910261)

          "Houston, we don't have liftoff."