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Journal by fustakrakich

The script is classic: They made me do it!

He'll fold better than a Samsung under interrogation.

Welcome to the IMF. Should you get caught or killed, we will disavow any knowledge of your activities.

Mum's the word, babe. We don't know you.

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  • (Score: 1, Disagree) by fustakrakich on Saturday September 28 2019, @12:22AM (10 children)

    by fustakrakich (6150) on Saturday September 28 2019, @12:22AM (#899741) Journal

    Don't believe in phony media polls. He still has enough to win.

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    La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @01:00AM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @01:00AM (#899754)

    That will likely hinge mostly on the 70,000 or so voters who were his margin in three different states in the 2016 election.

    Given that there were 130,000,000 votes cast [wikipedia.org] in the 2016 election, that's a margin of ~0.054% of the votes cast.

    Seems like a pretty slim margin to work with. Especially when you spend most of your time trying to honk people off.

    • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Saturday September 28 2019, @01:18AM

      by fustakrakich (6150) on Saturday September 28 2019, @01:18AM (#899759) Journal

      Your ~0.054% is the margin between two tag team partners. Opposition is imaginary existing only in the voter's head.

      We'll just have to wait to see who is better at riling up their base when the time comes. Now is way too early. So far the betting houses are expecting no change: republican president and senate and a democrat house, with roughly the same margins to carry the bullshit through 2024.

      Without a real turnover all this theater is nothing but a farce.

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      La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
  • (Score: 3, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @03:26AM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @03:26AM (#899805)

    "VOTE OUT THE CORRUPT A-HOLES"

    *while I prop up Trump everywhere I go pretending "BOTH SIDES" at every turn*

    do you run the shillbot too?

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @03:39AM (1 child)

      by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @03:39AM (#899809)

      Hello, you must be the DNC shillbot

      My name is Eliza. What's yours?

      Hillary

      Hillary! That's a nice name. Tell us a little about yourself, Hillary... How do you feel about your mother?

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @03:56AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @03:56AM (#899811)

        My mother suffered from a severe lack of buttery males. She needed a good strong stuffing but none of the blokes around could get things slippery enough.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @05:08PM (4 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @05:08PM (#899970)

    Don't believe random internet morons. You know, like you.

    Especially when they appear to be mathematically illiterate.

    • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Saturday September 28 2019, @05:23PM (3 children)

      by fustakrakich (6150) on Saturday September 28 2019, @05:23PM (#899975) Journal

      :-) Heh, democrats...

      Look at the election results. It's all spelled out for you.

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      La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @06:02PM (2 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @06:02PM (#899988)

        Given that the vote count results of the election were within the error bars [cornell.edu] of *all* the media polls (despite the non-mathematical "predictions" made), you continue to show yourself to be woefully uninformed

        This paper [aapor.org] should give you a good place to start informing yourself -- that is, if you don't wish to remain forever ignorant. Do you?

        • (Score: 0, Troll) by fustakrakich on Saturday September 28 2019, @06:37PM (1 child)

          by fustakrakich (6150) on Saturday September 28 2019, @06:37PM (#900001) Journal

          I read all that bullshit. Their margins of error are nice disclaimers, aren't they? Make then wide enough to cover your ass.

          You people are so funny, trying to deny you like being led around by the nose.

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          La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @06:52PM

            by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @06:52PM (#900007)

            Troll

            Ah! I guess the cat finally got somebody's tongue... Eh, c'est la vie