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Journal by fustakrakich

The script is classic: They made me do it!

He'll fold better than a Samsung under interrogation.

Welcome to the IMF. Should you get caught or killed, we will disavow any knowledge of your activities.

Mum's the word, babe. We don't know you.

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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @03:26AM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @03:26AM (#899805)

    "VOTE OUT THE CORRUPT A-HOLES"

    *while I prop up Trump everywhere I go pretending "BOTH SIDES" at every turn*

    do you run the shillbot too?

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @03:39AM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @03:39AM (#899809)

    Hello, you must be the DNC shillbot

    My name is Eliza. What's yours?

    Hillary

    Hillary! That's a nice name. Tell us a little about yourself, Hillary... How do you feel about your mother?

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @03:56AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 28 2019, @03:56AM (#899811)

      My mother suffered from a severe lack of buttery males. She needed a good strong stuffing but none of the blokes around could get things slippery enough.