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Hillary and Oprah... Could I vote that ticket?

Journal by fustakrakich

Yeap... From a practical standpoint, why not? Can't do any harm. Just keep Bill busy out in the rose garden or something.

There should be no doubt that would clinch the race

The key is Oprah. She's no dummy. Putting her out there as VP will repair almost 30 years of damage. Queen Bee diplomat with a great deal on scud missiles (still gotta pay tribute). America will be loved again. She is the chosen one.

I'm not really joking, eh? You people want a solution, this is it. Show me anything better. I dare ya!

Edit:

Lots of no votes against her here, and not a single solitary valid point. Oprah Derangement Syndrome is worse than that other one. Why do people cling so hard to broken bullshit? Are they that comfortable with it?

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  • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Tuesday October 01 2019, @03:22PM

    by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday October 01 2019, @03:22PM (#901327) Homepage Journal

    Stupid computer! I paid a lot of money for the damn thing. Why can't it print what I'm thinking and not what I'm typing??

    You bought an Intel?

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