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Hillary and Oprah... Could I vote that ticket?

Journal by fustakrakich

Yeap... From a practical standpoint, why not? Can't do any harm. Just keep Bill busy out in the rose garden or something.

There should be no doubt that would clinch the race

The key is Oprah. She's no dummy. Putting her out there as VP will repair almost 30 years of damage. Queen Bee diplomat with a great deal on scud missiles (still gotta pay tribute). America will be loved again. She is the chosen one.

I'm not really joking, eh? You people want a solution, this is it. Show me anything better. I dare ya!

Edit:

Lots of no votes against her here, and not a single solitary valid point. Oprah Derangement Syndrome is worse than that other one. Why do people cling so hard to broken bullshit? Are they that comfortable with it?

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  • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Tuesday October 01 2019, @04:33PM (2 children)

    by fustakrakich (6150) on Tuesday October 01 2019, @04:33PM (#901367) Journal

    Somebody has to find real dirt on Oprah before I scratch off my list. Hillary is a known entity, unfortunately everyone else is simply a non-contender, they're nuts, hardly worth thinking about, along with her of course, but if she can get Oprah's foot in the door, I'll take it. Oprah will completely "rehabilitate" Hillary's image. The PR will play very well for both. It will be the fashion statement of the millennium. The color coordination will be fantastic.

    All I need are her views on war and austerity. I hope she's against it. If not, oops, oh well, it's only four years.

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    La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 01 2019, @06:40PM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 01 2019, @06:40PM (#901405)

    Oprah loves pseudoscience. That's bad enough.