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Damn near as good as Stuttering John. Sorry, couldn't find a direct link
Go 10 seconds in (should be cued up), it happens quickly. The rest is dumb.
Poor Uncle Joe, he's movin' kinda slow (3 or 4 minutes in). Ugh! Facebook
Pelosi was the best. But man! These guys gotta keep their stories straight.
Difference between republicans and democrats? Republicans can acknowledge and accept their evil, and shamelessly display it in public. Democrats are in extreme denial of what's inside, How very dare you!
Edit:
So now the dems have to prove their "worth" with statistical gamesmanship. They are "better" because they don't get caught as often! Well, duh! How often do cops investigate other cops? They only do that to railroad some poor rookie that complained about a bad bust, conveniently reversing the charges and having him tossed out the door.
The republicans are sloppy drunks. The dems are gangsta...
(Score: 4, Funny) by DeathMonkey on Friday October 04 2019, @03:20PM (12 children)
I wonder if he's ever considered the hypothesis that the Democrats get caught committing far fewer crimes is due to the fact that they commit far fewer crimes?
Nah, just kidding, fuck that Occam guy!
(Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 04 2019, @03:54PM
Fuck the Occam guy? Damn - you'll fuck anything, whether it moves or not. I don't want to get close to anyone with a razor.
(Score: 0, Flamebait) by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 04 2019, @04:16PM (3 children)
Really? [researchgate.net]
libtards against crime huh? [city-journal.org]
(Score: 4, Informative) by DeathMonkey on Friday October 04 2019, @05:32PM (2 children)
Yes, really.
GOP Admins Had 38 Times More Criminal Convictions Than Democrats, 1961-2016 [rantt.com]
And that doesn't even include Trump!
(Score: 2, Disagree) by fustakrakich on Friday October 04 2019, @05:45PM
So, being corrupt is perfectly ok as long as you appear less corrupt...
Tell me again why anybody should vote for either party, please? Because everybody else does? Bunch of damn lemmings!
Your work record is excellent. The state is proud of you.
La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @01:17AM
Not any more! [youtube.com]
(Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Friday October 04 2019, @04:43PM (2 children)
Oh my dog! You really do believe in this insane theater! A perfect mirror image of the president's supporters... Stunning! Your denials make it even more so. You are playing the exact same game. Really, I just can't take you seriously. It's just too weird. There has to be some Poe's Law angle here.
People get caught because they are sloppy. So at at least the democrats have one admirable trait over republicans. They clean up, campers creed, leave no trace. And it works very well for their *good cop/bad cop* shtick to constrain the narrative to democrat/republican. Yeah, you guys are good shepherds. That's probably the best way to describe the party.
And here's a reminder for those who think keeping score somehow matters. [wikipedia.org] All the democrats were victims of a witch hunt... *sheesh!*
La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
(Score: 4, Informative) by DeathMonkey on Friday October 04 2019, @05:09PM (1 child)
Ah yes, a logical argument based on abductive reasoning. SO TRUMPY!
(Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Friday October 04 2019, @05:15PM
:-) Thanks for the laughs, man!
La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
(Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 04 2019, @05:25PM (3 children)
They get caught less because it is illegal for outsiders to investigate democrats for their crimes. That would be a political act, it is only legal for criminal democrats to investigate each other and deal with any crimes summarily (eg Seth Rich).
(Score: 3, Insightful) by DeathMonkey on Friday October 04 2019, @05:37PM (2 children)
Yeah, Democrats never get investigated! Somebody really should have looked into that whole Benghazi thing eleven times!
(Score: 1, Disagree) by fustakrakich on Friday October 04 2019, @05:55PM
Designed as a sham distraction, nothing more, just like Hillary's emails were a distraction from the DNCs, which are much more damaging from a PR perspective, which is what this is all about. And it worked. Dems got lots of sympathy votes from that, and lots of money from the gun running to terrorists all over the middle east and Africa, all perfectly legal of course.
Horrible
La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 05 2019, @03:58AM
Nice strawman. I said democrats investigate other democrats and deal with them according to their own laws.