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Journal by The Mighty Buzzard
It will never be a literal thing, only a useful fiction, sorry. You want proof? Tide doesn't make laundry soap that smells like bacon or WD-40.
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Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
(Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @05:10PM (17 children)
Buzzard spilled food all over his shirt again, and there are piss, shit, and cum stains on his pants.
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Sunday October 06 2019, @05:18PM (5 children)
Sounds like you have a personal relationship with TMB - or you're hoping to cultivate a relationship.
Abortion is the number one killed of children in the United States.
(Score: 4, Informative) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday October 06 2019, @05:37PM (4 children)
All straight women, gay guys, and bisexual folks want me, some of them are just in denial.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @05:46PM (3 children)
Even the fish want him. They keep jumping into the boat.
(Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Monday October 07 2019, @12:09AM (2 children)
Truer love you'll never find [youtube.com]
La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday October 07 2019, @12:25AM (1 child)
Asian carp though. Invasive species that nobody much in the US eats. You don't have to keep them but you can't throw them back without killing them first.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday October 07 2019, @01:59AM
Asian carp though.
love you long time! twenty dollah!
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday October 06 2019, @05:19PM (10 children)
That's why I have more than one pair of pants.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @05:28PM (9 children)
Real men don't do laundry. Real men burn their dirty clothes in the back yard. You can always tell a real man's house by the thick plume of smoke out back on laundry day. Real men buy new clothes every week, which real men can afford to do on a real man's salary.
Real men don't need a woman to cook or clean, and when real men get horny, real men cum in their own mouths.
(Score: 3, Informative) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday October 06 2019, @05:35PM (7 children)
Gay jokes don't work if your subject is secure in his sexuality. Or if he's gay, I suppose.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @05:41PM (6 children)
Buzzard bends down and sucks himself off as useful lesbians wash his dirty dishes and set his dirty laundry ablaze.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday October 06 2019, @05:59PM (5 children)
You realize you've come very near the straight guy dream in that statement, right? You just forgot that we have favorite, comfortable clothes that women keep trying to throw out, burn, or otherwise get rid of. Oh and the lesbians should be hot and of a mind to have after work sex within a short distance of our favorite chair.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @06:11PM (4 children)
Real men who can afford to pay hot lesbians to have sex in front of them can afford comfortable tailored clothes.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday October 06 2019, @08:22PM (2 children)
Who goes fishing in tailored clothes?
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @09:00PM (1 child)
Richer men than you.
(Score: 3, Informative) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday October 06 2019, @10:36PM
Nah, my favorite fishing buddy back in OK had tens of millions to his name and wore overalls and pearl snap shirts. Fashion is a function insecurity not wealth or you'd never see a Mercedes in the ghettos.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by DannyB on Tuesday October 08 2019, @03:48PM
You have to pay?
That's odd. How much do you pay?
If you eat an entire cake without cutting it, you technically only had one piece.
(Score: 2, Interesting) by RandomFactor on Sunday October 06 2019, @07:26PM
To be fair, bulk socks are $1/pair. Calculating in a decent wage, soap, water, electricity, environmental impact, depreciation on washer and dryer, opportunity costs and economic benefits of keeping sock makers employed, it sure seems like buying new is at least competitive if not a superior option.
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